“I really fucking need a blowjob. That fucker Trent has me all worked up.” your girlfriend yelled.
Emotional and interdimensional weirdness aside, you were never one to turn down an offer of a blowjob and you moved toward your girlfriend; but as she undid her belt and shuffled her pants down it dawned on you that you were the blower in this relationship. You balked at the sight of the largest dick you had ever seen jutting out of your girlfriend’s crotch.
“What are you waiting for, cuntboi? You’re acting like you never seen your girl’s woman-meat before,” your girlfriend growled, her voice suddenly gruff and low as she pushed down on your shoulders.
Now eye level with her cock, you saw 12 inches of uncut meat already drooling pre-cum down a veiny shaft as thick as a beer bottle—and it wasn’t even hard yet. Her balls were each the size of a large avocado, and you could see them churning in her sack, thickly covered in long coarse black hair. Her junk was resting atop the waist band of her boxerjock, pushing the whole thing up prominently into your face, and there was an intoxicating musk filling your nostrils.
“It’s not going to suck itself,” the sound of her deep voice rumbled through your body, setting off tingles you couldn’t identify as she grabbed you by the back of your head with surprising strength and pulled your face to nuzzle her tangled mass of pubes, which were nothing like the small, neatly trimmed fuzz you were used to.
You couldn’t believe your girlfriend was being so aggressive. And you couldn’t believe how much you liked it. And what is that dripping down your legs?
It felt natural to want to please your girlfriend, and without realizing what you were doing, your hands had moved to fondle her package. Your large, manly hands looked small as just one of her virile nuts overflowed the palm of one and your grasp around her shaft with the other became impossible to close as it thickened with arousal.
You weren’t sure if the you from this reality gave a lot of blowjobs or even if so whether or not you would have access to those skills, or if you could bring yourself to find out.