Mike noticed the remote. "Wow," he said. "That's a real dimensional remote." Then an idea occurred to him. "Wait a minute!"
He turned to Conor and said, "Pops, at this age you became a girl, got pregnant, became a guy with a pussy, had me, and changed back. In that order. In other words, if you were rewound to be a guy with a pussy, you've been rewound to a time *during the pregnancy*."
"So what does that mean?" asked Conor.
"Oh, Pops, it means you're pregnant, and I'm going to fast-forward you again. And you're going to have another baby me again."
"Wait!" yelled Conor. "If you do that it may be a few seconds here, but you know it'll be a whole nine months for me."
"Hm, right. Dad, give me that." Mike snatched the remote from where Marcus had put it. Then he held the crystal over the remote and both objects glowed. "Pops, I just enhanced this remote. It doesn't use Fairyland any more, it just ages or youthens, so you won't experience anything at all aside from your body changing. The baby is a little different. He'll have the same memories as I did at whatever age I age you two to. This effect will only happen once--if I age him again it's just like aging anyone else."
Mike pressed the button on the remote again....