David heard a robotic version of his own voice.
"There was some kind of financial... Financial? I don't even know now. Some psychos did some disgusting shit to me."
He sat on the girl's lap, seeing the two laugh at him.
"Did you say 2122?" he asked, bewildered.
"Yeah, that's what year it is, you little goof!" said the girl, smiling.
"Oh, god, so what they said is true... My body is just... gone. I'll never be human again."
"It's the 22nd century, you idiot, if you want to be put in a human body, you can. Or a raccoon or a shark or a centaur or any other body."
"No..." David's new body couldn't cry but he was so emotionally overloaded he started to heat up. "No, just don't let me wake up again. Please, for the love of God, don't let me wake up another hundred years from now."
"You're being so dramatic, David! What's wrong with the present! We haven't even shown you all the fun—"
"NO!!" David tried to shriek, although the speech interpreter made it into a weak futuristic man reciting his thoughts calmly. "I'm fucking begging you, don't turn me off again, don't wake me up in the future, don't make me a better version.... I can't feel like this again, please, for the love of God, shut me off and destroy whatever's making this technology work... Please!! Please!! Just stop it! Melt it down, stop it from working forever!!"
"Alright, jeez," the boy moaned. "Thought you would have some fun stories or whatever."
"Right?" the girl agreed. They were really disappointed in David.
"Fucking kill me!" the weak futuristic app voice recited peacefully.
The kids figured out how to dissolve David's electronics. Luckily David wasn't acid-proof as their futuristic materials were.
"Alright, David, we thought you would be fun but you're just boring and annoying. You sure you want to be dissolved by this tub of acid instead of living eternally as an annoying teddy bear?" The boy and girl grinned to each other as they waited David's decision.