"All right, all, right, I'll do a random change...since you did a body change, I'll do a mental. Sound good?" said Bryan.
"Sure, I'll get it set up!" said Colin, obviously still absorbed with his new giant package, and still naked. He wasn't paying attention as much, though, because while he made it a random mental change that would last 30 minutes, he accidentally made it so the computer wouldn't display what the change was before transforming.
However he still clicked "SUBMIT", when he thought it was good to go.
"SPECIFICATIONS SUBMITTED. TRANSFORMATION TYPE WILL NOT APPEAR BEFORE TRANSFORMING. CLICK 'CHANGE' TO PROCEED."
"Wait, it's not displaying the change! Go back and fix it!" yelled Bryan sounding panicky.
"Come on, what's the big deal, you'll know what happened once the change starts." said Colin, who still had the mouse and proceeded to click "CHANGE".
Suddenly, the words "CHANGE COMMENCING IN 5 SECONDS..." appeared on the screen.
"Why the hell did you do that?!?" screamed Bryan. "STOP IT!!!"
"You can't stop it now...its only a mental change, and you'll change back after half an hour." said Colin.
The screen continued, "2 SECONDS, 1 SECOND, TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE."
"So, how do you feel?" asked Colin.
"I feel...I feel, like nothing happened."
"Oh...I was hoping it would be something...I don't know...cool." said Colin.
"Yeah well..." he broke off, staring at Colin, who was still a naked porn star.
"I...I...I think I know what happened," said Bryan still staring at Colin.
"What, I..." and a look of recognition showed on Colin's face. "Oh my god, oh my god," and Colin looked at Bryan's package and saw his worst fears confirmed. "You're a fucking pansy."
"Yeah. And I want to...to...to fuck you, Colin. I can't help it. It just sounds so....good."
"We HAVE to change you back," said Colin. "Wait I have to grab something. I'll be right back."
As soon as Colin left, Bryan took a seat at the chronivac.
"What are you doing, queer?" asked Rob, stunned that his best friend was now gay.
"Let's just say its time for Colin to get a mental change. And its not going to be random."
"You can't do that Bryan, just..."
"I'm doing it. And that's final."