The March Edition of Animalia Magazine not only covered St. Patrick's Day and Spring "rituals", but also included a sneak peek of Animalia's upcoming summer events.
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The sneak peek included a brief interview with Heracles about his first "adventure" with Susanoo:
J.J.: So, what was the first monster you encountered?
H.: It was a Japanese remake of the Greek Lion of Nemea, the Nue of Nemia.
J.J.: "New-way"? What's that?
H.: It's a Japanese chimeric monster, with the body of a tiger, the face of a monkey, and a tail like a poison-spitting snake (head included), while also capable of controlling, and breathing, lightning.
J.J.: That sounds nasty! How did you two beat it?
H.: First, we lured it into water to disable its lightning powers. But even then, it was still impervious to our arrows and swords, so I basically had to use my bare hands to crush it to death.
The digital copy included a full recording of the interview as part of the preview for Animalia's Summer 2022 Event. The only clue that was provided, for now, was "When worlds collide". Some seemed to interpret it as a "time travel" thing, while others thought there was going to be an "alien invasion" thing.
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One main article helped separate fact from popular myth about rites and rituals performed in spring by ancient cultures. One such myth explained how many myths about the Celts of Europe actually started in the Victorian Era, mainly to entertain jaded aristocrats at the time.
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Another article covered Animalia's Earth Day Celebrations and included a schedule for when to watch the Earth Day concerts online. Of course, this caused several "stans" of Animalian pop stars like New Age Venus and Canary Diamond to attack each other, on the internet, over not being "stans" of different Animalian Pop stars. Fortunately, one cool head managed to keep things somewhat civil.
Mr._Ra10n@l: I think you can be a "stan" of a certain celebrity, just don't be weird about it. And don't hate on others if they're not a "stan".
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Another article talked about predictions for the "future", or the time we live in today, that were made in the past, as well as the reality. While some were really dang close on what today was like, others were so hilariously wrong that some quick-witted internet users created memes about them.
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All together the March Issue was a good way to prepare for summer, as well as look back at the past and how silly, messed up, and in some cases backwards, it was.