While Roy was pondering what to do next, his roommate Jack came in. "Hey dude, work just called. Looks like I've got the day off. Do you need me to do your laundry while you're working?" he asked.
Slightly panicking, Roy pulled the blinds closed and picked up his beer can-which had formerly been a woman apparently named Ester. "N-no, I'm good. I did it last night. Thanks for offering."
Seeing Roy holding the can, Jack smiled wryly. "Drinking before work? Gonna be a tough shift, huh?" he said with a laugh. Jack then went over to the box and got himself a beer. "I think I'll join you. Celebrate my day off, hehe." Jack pulled the tab on his can and said "Cheers," holding it out to Roy expectantly. Roy was getting nervous. What would happen if he drank this? The beer used to be a woman, after all. Would it be cannibalism?
Knowing he had to make a decision quick, Roy went back to the mantra he said during his college days-"Yolo!" He tapped his beer against Jack's, and took a sip.
The flavor was actually pretty good! It was a dark lager, with a hint of whiskey and of course, smoke. Roy was only going to take a small sip, but he ended up gulping down about a fourth of the can in one go. Jack took a relatively smaller taste, but his eyes lit up in surprise.
"Man, that's some good stuff right there." Jack said, with a slight Southern drawl and in a higher pitch than normal.
"Ah know," replied Roy, in a thick country accent and a distinctly female voice. He failed to notice him and Jack's new voices, however, as the alcohol clouded his mind. "I'm real glad I picked this beer up, I'll tell you what. They don't make 'em all this good ya know." Roy wiped some foam off his lips, and as he did so, they plumped up and became coated in red lipstick. Again, Roy didn't notice.
"Say Jack, how's about you and me make a bet. Ah say I can chug this can right here faster than you. If'n you prove me wrong, I'll owe ya five bucks. But if I win, you's gotta pay me. Sound fair?" Roy asked.
"Fair? Hell naw! You ain't got no chance of winning!" Jack replied, giggling to himself.
"Now them's fighten' words! On your marks, get set, go!"
The two began to chug as fast as they could, and changed in the process. First, both men shrunk down in height, with Roy ending up 5'7" and Jack shrinking to 5'4". Their weight didn't change however, and they each became curvy in a distinctly feminine way. Jack's hips widened as his ass ballooned out, love handles appearing on his hips. Roy's legs became round and doughy, while his ass also grew, not quite reaching Jack's level. Their faces altered, becoming feminine with plump lips, long eyelashes, and not a single trace of facial hair. A pair of A-cup breasts formed on Jack's chest, while Roy's chest ballooned out into B-cups. Roy's hair also exploded into blonde ringlets, cascading down to his middle back. Jack's hair stayed black, but it grew long and straight, before a hair tie magically appeared and pulled it back into a ponytail. In their pants, both men's cocks shrank to about half their length, leaving Roy with a measly 3 incher and Jack rocking 4 inch pocket rocket.
Their clothes also changed. Roy's t-shirt and jeans morphed into a red tank top and a pair of daisy dukes. Panties constricted his shrunken cock, while heeled sandals showed off his pink-painted toenails. His fingernails were painted pink as well, and his face was covered in slutty makeup. Jack's shorts extended into yoga pants, while his pajama shirt became a black V-neck with a denim vest. He was also adorned in makeup, similar to Roy's.
As the last of the beer went down Roy's throat, he threw his can to the ground and crushed it with his foot. Jack finished just two seconds later, dropping his can and coughing. "Fuck yeah! Queen of the mountain, baby!" Roy yelled out.
Jack continued to cough. "Yeah yeah, you always were the best at takin' up the throat. Those frat boys sure gave you a lotta practice, Regina," he said.
"Oh, hush up Jackie," Roy replied. "Maybe if you was better at suckin' dick, you wouldn't be-wait, what?" Roy scrunched his forehead in confusion. Jack didn't suck dick, right? He was dating Sarah. Well, he sucked a lot of dick back in college. Everyone thought him and Roy were girls, so they thought it'd be funny to pretend, and they actually discovered they liked doing it, so it kinda became their thing, right? Roy's eyes widened. That wasn't true at all! And yet, he now remembered it, along with remembering just being a normal guy. He ran to the bathroom immediately, and screamed. He looked like a woman! Quickly checking his pants, Roy found that he still had his penis, and sighed with relief. But still! How had this happened?
"Now...wait jussa minute here...that damn beer must've had that trashy gal's DNA or somethin'! Or her...essence! An' so when Jackie and I drank it, we became more like her! An' now I'm some kinda...redneck femboy?!?!" Roy said out loud, trying to process this. "Aw shit! How long is this gonna last? It better not be forever, god dammit! Hey, it's beer that did this-maybe it'll go away when the beer's outta mah system." Roy looked up how long beer stays in the body on his phone. Meanwhile, Jack knocked on the bathroom door.
"Reggie, is you okay in there? I heard ya screamin' somethin' fierce."
"Uh-I'm okay Jackie! Just slipped and spooked myself," Roy replied.
"Okay, just don't forget that you's gotta go to work," Jackie said.
"Work? Shit! I gotta get ready!" Roy left the bathroom, and ran over to his bedroom. He saw that his uniform was now in a woman's cut, and his nametag read "Regina." Checking his wallet, he saw that his ID read "Regina Milford," with his sex listed as "F." Roy checked his phone, and saw that the beer would likely be in his system for 6 hours.
"Okay, so I's just gotta wait it out. By the end of mah shift, I'll be back to normal again. Although, I do kinda wanna play with this doohickey some more," Roy said, looking at the device. Should he go to work, or shine it and play with the remote? Also, Roy couldn't help but notice he was craving another beer...