So Jeff, having absolutely zero sense of scale and self preservation, walked his horny ass downstairs and grinned when he saw his dad. Before his dad could even begin to ask several important questions, like why are you taking your clothes off, why are you smiling like that, and what the fuck man, Jeff pushed him over, and in the course of a minute, it happened. Jeff stuck his immodest rod into his dad's ass, and as the transformation ensued and Jeff was left increasingly tiny in comparison to the monstrosity forming in front of him, his only thought was a simple one;
Man am I bad at math. But fuck am I turned on.
The growing monstrosity ultimately barely noticed that Jeff literally orgasmed himself to death right on its...pussy-ass? Ass-pussy? But anyway, Earth was pretty much boned. Barely anyone had time to react by the time an enormous universe birthing dragon-succubus formed - shattering the planet and killing everyone on it. The Chronivac miraculously survived, because this thing - along with bacteria, cockroaches, and the repulsive political beliefs of David Duke - were things that could survive even the apocalypse.
And so, fertilized by the semen (somehow) of the one who had in some sense birthed it, the Dragon-Succubus-Goddess began to work upon birthing a new universe. She took into account the lack of self preservation, the poorly thought out nature of Jeff's plan, and the complete lack of scale...and decided there was only one universe she could think to create.
While it would bring life back to Jeff, it was perhaps not what he might have thought might be worth living in.
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Hi my name is Jeff'ry Weird'ness Neuro'tic Crow Way, and I have ebony hair which I'm told is my strongest feature, and I don't contradict this not because I'm kind of a goth himbo - I'm not - but because I think its a compliment. My blue eyes are like limpid tears, whatever those are I never bothered to learn much at school. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because I'm the kind of rebel that rebels against mainstream authority only to then follow a different set of rules because I missed the point. Anyway he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire witch satanist, and I go to cyoc school - where the school name changes every day and nobody seems to remember it for long.
I was walking to school this day and I saw a bunch of preps. So I stuck my middle finger up at them. because I love random clique conflict uwu.
Then I saw my boyfriend Ty from the Ty's Power chapters who was also walking to school. I went to say hi to him shyly, "Hi Ty I missed u last night and I was hoping we could have some time today to kiss under the bleachers lol. What's up?" I'm a very shy person.
"Oh nothing," he said blushingly.
Then we hurried off to school.
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Britney, the leader of the preps, scowled when she saw jeff and ty going to school. She said "I hate goths, because I'm a very bad person, and I listen to Tucker Carlson every night and I hear him talk to me in my sleep telling me to eat people." She giggled evilly and pulled out a tommy gun from her purse to put in her locker.
she had evil plans to do ty and jeff like barzini did sonny in that one movie!!!!11!!