"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Sarah, starting the latest episode after so long.
"We're back, but not for long," said Malice, getting the clips ready. "Because after two years of isolation due to the pandemic, Animalia and its colonies are the hottest place for Spring Break for college students."
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"What's probably the biggest 'party' for Animalia is the unofficial Spring Break party at Mieni Atoll." said Malice, starting the group of clips. "In fact, it's so big and so popular that some are saying that 'this is what the Fyre Festival should have been.'."
"We'll include a link to the news article that talks about the Fyre Festival, in case you don't know anything about it." said Sarah.
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"Animalia's Quasi-Raccoon Cuties are doing their own coverage of the Spring Break party on Heiya Island," said Malice, including the link "But right now Heiya Island is having some problems of its own, due in no small part to the financial crisis in China, as well as a new Outbreak of Covid."
"And in the spirit of human nature," said Sarah, sighing and shaking her head at the very notion, "China has targeted LGBT+ as a scapegoat, and believe that Animalia can be a cure for that, which is actually NOT the case, as we make it clear every Valentine's Day. Fortunately, this hasn't put a damper on Spring Break celebrations there."
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"Speaking of which, Spring is also one of the four 'quarters' of the year when it's Mating Season for Animalians." said Malice, after some more hilarious clips of people on Spring Break doing stupid things. "So, if you're an Animalian, remember to keep your birth control and heat suppressants up to date.
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"To wrap this up," said Sarah, "We're going to be looking at the overall theme of Animalia's two newest colonies, opening this summer. The first one, 'Aeaea', is going to have a Classical, Greco-Roman theme, while India's 'City of Kings' is going to be more about India before it was taken over by the British."
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"And that's all the time we have for this episode," said Malice, wrapping up the episodes after a question block about the colonies. "Until next time, we'll see you for Animalia's Summer Events once school's out for summer.