"This file is incorrect," it says with a smile, "Let's just fix this up."
"No!" Carson shouts as it closed its eyes and the data began updating, but it was no use the android wasn't listening. All he could do was stare as it rewrote his file.
**Personnel File**
Name: Theodore Carson
Sex: Male
Age: 57 Years
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 186 lbs.
Assignment: Chief Engineer
System Access: Full
**Corrected Personnel File**
Name: Theodore Carson
Sex: Male
Age: 12 years
Height: 4'8"
Weight: 88.0 lbs.
Assignment: Child Accommodations
System Access: Educational Data - Sixth Grade, Gaming Data PG, Movie Data PG
"There we are. Purging all erroneous data...and done!" it replied satisfied, "Now that that's fixed let's go through the rest of your data."
A dejected Carson watched as it parsed the rest of his biometrics. He tried to figure out how he would fix this mess, but this was worst case scenario. At least before if he had gotten to a console he could have used his access codes to circumvent the Child Accommodations systems. With his System Access revoked that would be nearly impossible now.
Which left him a not-quite-teenager with an android that would be happy to treat him as one. Meanwhile the Sample was still in the Cargo Bay doing who knows what and the rest of the crew was in cryo sleep. And who knows what his file being rewritten did to the automated waking protocol. Would it wake Kim now, when a new system alert actived, or not at all?
"Well your certainly a healthy boy, but boy do you seem grumpy," the android remarked, "Let's see what we can do about that."