The cameras came on, the lights dazzling "Alice", she couldn't see, feeling exposed as she sat utterly naked before the crew.
"Good afternoon, can you introduce yourself for us?" boomed a voice from behind the camera. It didn't sound like the director, but maybe it was, how could she tell in a situation like this?
She forced a cute smile, compelled to answer. "My name is Alice Carter, and I'm here to shoot my first film for No Hoes Barred," she introduced herself.
"And this is a real special one, real special. We're gonna throw our worst at Ms Carter here. Now let's try out our first fun thing, sound good, Alice?" It sounded awful, but she had to nod. A man dressed all in black, his face obscured, came out, carrying a small plastic writing desk, a sheaf of paper atop it, and a pen. Most of the paper was covered in black plastic, obscuring everything but the signature line. "We just need you to sign this. Just as a warm-up."
Alice tittered. "Well, I already signed a contract, so I don't see what else I could possibly agree to, so this is kind of easy," she said, feeling a shiver run down her spine. Something wasn't right here. She scribbled her signature. The voice directed her to peel off the plastic, and she gasped. The top of the paper read 'OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE FORM - PARTNERED WITH MAGIC INC'. "What is this?"
"Well, it's a change of name form. The most expensive one the state allows, by the way. It's premium, lets you truly change your name. Sadly it only affects you, but it rewrites your sense of identity so you become your new name." Alice's eyes frantically scanned down to see what they'd named her.
Boobs McMelons. Her name was now Boobs McMelons. A look of horror crossed her face.