Morgana listened to Renata, Ruby, and Jezebel as they explained their desire. "I seem to be getting a lot of would-be werebeasts lately," the witch said. "Are you sure you don't want to join the local werehyena pack? Your sibling's in it, and they're eager for new members."
"So THAT'S what's up with Beck," said Renata. "But no. It has to be a werevixen. I just FEEL like a werevixen inside."
"Alright," said Morgana. "Just be prepared to spend money on it, then. I could sell you a Ring of Embraces. That'd be a cock ring that imbues semen with transformative powers."
"How's that for you, Renata?" asked Ruby. "My brother Rex could use it on you."
"Tempting," said Renata, "but no. I wanna create my own skulk. I can't use the Ring of Embraces to create more werefoxes if I don't have a dick, and I'd rather not have to outsource my skulk's creation to someone else. Some alpha I'd be. What else've you got, Morgana?"
"I think I've got the occasional Werebrush around." She reached into the messy shelves, rooted a bit, and pulled out a silver brush. "Ah, here it is! To use the Werebrush, you brush a desired animal and then your own hair on the night of the full moon. Just be sure not to charge it with more than one animal; the results are quite unpredictable."
"Wow, that means I have to wait a few weeks to use it, huh?" said Renata. "Anything else?"
"Not that I remember," said Morgana. "But, then again, this shop is very crowded and very disorganized, and I do get new shipments of magical trinkets periodically. Tell you what? I'll loan you the Werebrush for now. You won't have to pay for it if I find you something better before the full moon."
"Okay," said Renata. "Thanks."
"Now could you please hurry along?" asked Morgana. "This is shaping up to be a busy night. I have to phone up several American and Japanese officials about setting up an exchange student program for magicals, and then I have two apprentices, one of them my own daughter, waiting for a magic lesson."
"Gotcha!" said Jezebel, giving Morgana a wink that looked much more sexual than she'd meant it. "Bye!"
"Bye!" Renata seconded. Then she and her two friends took their leave of Morgana's shop, Werebrush in tow.