Moments earlier….
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“Colin!!!” Lucy and Marinette yelled as Colin lit up like a pink lighthouse.
“Cone get some, bitches!!!!” Sam drunkenly yelled as she smashed a guys nose and wiped his blood on a curtain.
The ex rivals and the businesswoman all ran up and managed to drag the blonde Amazon out by her ponytail.
“Lemme at ‘em, lemme at ‘em!!!!” Sam slurred as Lucy slapped her.
“No, you’re gonna sit in the fucking RV before you fuck this trip up anymore than you already have!!!”
The girls went quiet as a column of pink light fired into the sky and engulfed the entire bar as Colin let loose a deafening scream.
“Holy shit, Colin!!!!!” Lucy screamed as she ran back into the bar.
Marinette ran in after her as Angela locked Sam inside the RV.
“Colin!” They yelled in sync as they barged through the front door.
The pair paused for a moment as all the women in the bar turned to face them.
“Oh, uhhhh… our friend forgot his wallet.” Lucy said, “Where is he?”
“He’s in the Men’s room, but you little ladies are gonna need to wait.” The barkeep said as she polished a mug.
“Little?!” Lucy huffed.
“Watch your tone there, shorty!” The barkeep barked, “Before I charge you for the curtains your friend messed up on top of everything else!”
Lucy calmed down.
“Speaking of which…” the barkeep said as she produced a slip of paper.
Marinette sighed and took out all the money she had in her purse.
“So… what is holding up our friend exactly?” Marinette asked.
“D took him into the bathroom…” one of the bikers said.
“D?” The tomboy and fashionista asked no sync as Colin screamed and stumbled out of the bathroom pulling his pants up.
Suddenly they watched this chick with big tits and a green mowhawk bite him on the neck and walk up to the barkeep. There was white gunk spattered across her lips that she licked away whilst coming up to the bar.
“If you wrecked that stall again…” the barkeep growled.
“Bessie, relax, this one was nice and calm.” D said with a wink as she paid her bill.
Colin just stood there like he didn’t know what the hell was happening as D walked out and hopped on her hog. She drove off as Sam flipped her off from the RV window right before puking all over it.
Lucy sighed and walked out.
Suddenly another one of the bikers walked up behind him and pressed her breasts into his back and started rubbing his crotch.
“I’ll help pay your bill if you come to my hotel later…” the tanned woman whispered as she kissed his cheek.
“No thanks, I can cover the rest!” Colin said as he took all the cash out of his wallet and slammed it down on the table.
“Are you sure you can’t stay for one more beer?” a blonde biker asked.
“I have a really tight schedule I have to stick to so- bye!!!” Colin said as he weaved away.
“Don’t you want your receipt?” Another busty biker said as she pointed to the barkeep.
“Keep it!” Colin shouted as he grabbed Marinette and ran out of the bar.
Lucy winced as she scrubbed up the window and threw the rag away.
“Jesus Christ, what did you eat Sam?!” The brunette gagged.
Colin barged in with Marinette and hopped in the driver’s seat.
“Get settled down guys, we need to go now!” Colin said as he sped out of the parking lot.
“Woah, babe slow down, what’s going on?!” Lucy said as Colin sped down the road like a lunatic.
The quiet night air was ruptured by the roar of engines as several women from the biker bar rode after them, their eyes gleaming an unearthly pink.
“What the hell?!?!” Lucy screamed.
“We’ve gotta lose them!!!” Colin shouted as he floored it.
Lucy rolled down a window and flung the bag of Sam’s vomit into the road, causing two of the biker women to spin out and crash into each other.
The biker that felt Colin up rode to the open window and flashed a crazed, lustful grin.
“You will be mine….” She beamed.
Sam leaned out the window in front of her and vomited all over her face before passing out on the couch.
“They’re still coming!!!” Angela shouted, “We’ll never shake them!!!”
“Angela… get the canola oil off the top shelf, I have an idea.” Colin said.
The biker chick’s pink glowing eyes widened as the RV’s back window opened.
“He’s going to jump to us ladies!!!!” The blonde biker moaned in ecstasy.
Instead, a bottle of cooking oil was dumped out the window as the RV swerved violently.
Colin slammed the gas as the bikers crashed into each other, Angela closing the window as she watched the massive wreck catch fire.
“Should we call someone?” Angela asked.
“I’m sure they’ll get help soon.” Colin said as he watched two patrol cars drive up to the pile up.