"Y'know, me thinking," Jen-Jen said, scratching her considerable butt, "If it only you, me, and our parents is gobbos, then gobbo gene pool get shallow reeeaaal quick, which definitely bad thing. World need more gobbo families!"
"Deffo," Kyl-Kyl nodded, "Me think me can convince some of the humies me play tabletop games with to 'go green' as it be. What 'bout you and your pet cheerleaders?"
"Them sexy bitches would make great addition to population," Jen-Jen mused, "but it gunna be tough sell. Me can figure it out though. Uhh, what else?"
"Can you green turds go stink up some other side of the school?" a passing goth girl groaned, "Fuckin' sex obsessed midgets." As she passed, the goblins glared at her before returning to their conversation.
"Stupid goth bitch," Jen-Jen growled, "Where am she get off calling us midgets? Me just right size for gobbo!"
"Maybe we turn insensitive humie into slave labor," Kyl-Kyl schemed, "Make her pay for insolence."
"That tough too," Jen-Jen shook her head, "Since goth girls are witches, going back centuries since before Glendale was founded."
"Meh, us find way," Kyl-Kyl grinned maliciously, "Us gobbos smart! Me gonna go make tabletop club into more gobbos. See you layta'!" He gave Jen-Jen's jiggly, meaty butt a hearty spank before he left, eliciting a gleeful giggle out of the goblin girl.
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Kyle's old tabletop club would be meeting in one of the abandoned classrooms during lunch and after school. He strode into the room during third period to wait for the rest of the club to show up. While he was here he supposed he could set some stuff up at the table, mostly straightening some papers and setting up the map for that day's session. He was right in the middle of figuring out the right placement for the end of dungeon boss when one of the club members walked in.
"Ah, Kyle!" said the club member, "Setting up early, I see? No doubt you got something big planned?"
"Mmm... you can say that," Kyl-Kyl nodded, looking up from the table. The club member in question was Dave Schmidt, formerly a fellow freshman in Kyle's eyes, now easy pickings for the newly minted goblin stud. "Me am gonna have to do something to all of club first, for sake of game."
"What'd you have in mind, Green Machine?" Dave asked, sitting down at the table. Dave always one to just go along with things and not ask too many questions.
"Just a little suffin' me like to call... Transform or Dare!" the goblin proclaimed, pointing a finger dramatically at the human in front of him. Dave yelped and threw his hands into the air.
"GAH! Wh-what's going on?!" he cried, "What'd I do wrong?!"
"Nuffin," Kyl-Kyl grinned, "Or at least you better hope you no do suffin wrong! Choose wisely, humie!" All Dave could do was stammer and splutter, debating with himself over which option to choose, and thoroughly wasting the minute of time he had to decide. "So you am choose both? Me like where this going!"
Dave slumped in his chair, sighing with defeat. "Please don't make it too humiliating, man," he pathetically begged, "I gotta go to church with my family."
"First me dare you to no be so whiny," Kyl-Kyl crossed his arms, "Then, me transform you into gobbo like me and Jen-Jen!"
"Wait, is that really all?" Dave looked up.
"Yeah yeah, is all," Kyl-Kyl nodded, "Except me no done explaining. You am be stud like me, and at same time your family am be gobbos too! Reality retroactively rewrite itself so that no one bat eye at it. Me also dare you think you always was gobbo, and help me turn rest of club and their families into gobbos too. It sound like plan, Dav-Dav?"
Dave's transformation into Dav-Dav went similarly to Kyl-Kyl's, except Dav-Dav came out of it less body-buildery and more track-runnery. He was a nudist similar to Kyl-Kyl, so he could see that Dav-Dav's green dick was a little smaller than his, but that Dav-Dav had fatter balls.
"Uhh... Me like sound of plan, Kyl-Kyl," Dav-Dav grinned, resting his dirty green feet on the table. He ripped a nasty sounding, squeaky fart, making the room smell like moss and grass clippings. Goblin manure likely also smelled like grass and stuff.
"You know what plan is, yes?"
"Me remember it easy. Me use curse on whole club and make them and their families into more gobbos. That way there more gobbos in world, which make it easier for gobbos to take over world from dumb humies!"
"Exactly, me think" Kyl-Kyl scratched his head.