"You're not going to hurt Ms. Chan, are you?" a little girl asked anxiously.
"Don't worry about it," reassured Ms. Chan. "It's just a trick. Don't be scared. It's going to be performed on me, and I'm not chicken."
"What an excellent suggestion!" said Jeanie.
"What do you -- "
Suddenly, Ms.Chan seemed to be seized by an invisible force. She shrank inside her clothes, until there was a pile of clothing on the floor. But something inside was moving.
"Behold!" said Jeanie. "Your teacher!"
Jeanie pulled the top of the pile of clothing off the floor, revealing something that wasn't Ms. Chan, but not quite a chicken, either.
"What -- braaawwwkkk! -- did you -- bu-caw!!! -- do to me?!" asked the strange creature.
"It's Ms. Chan," laughed a boy in the front row. "She's a chicken!"
"But she still has Ms. Chan's head!" said a little girl.
"And her boobies!" said another boy.
"And she has a beak instead of a nose and mouth!"
"But this is nothing," said Jeanie. "Watch THIS!"
Ms. Chan, completely confused by her change, suddenly felt another strange sensation.