Entity #: 92925
Codename: Dickwand Tree
Known Abilities:
A Dickwand Tree in its inactive state resembles an onahole inserted into a pillar, or a gloryhole, depending on the environment: possibly a mobilized stump or crotch-height model in the wilderness. It is activated by insertion or significant external stimulation (e.g. fucking it, poking it, stroking it, scissoring, etc.). A mental influence causes individuals who are in close physical proximity (slightly less than the standard width of an accessibility-friendly bathroom stall) and have not used it to temporarily ignore logical concerns and attempt to use it. Activators are made aware of the tree's capabilities, but can be incapacitated or compelled when activating to avoid such knowledge being apparent until time of need (e.g. knocked unconscious through drugs, hypnotized, or high enough to not discriminate properly). Activation reveals growth normally concealed in abstract spiritual dimensions, in the form of physically accessible branches. In its active state, it is a tree that rapidly produces human body parts compatible with the activator as fruit analogues. It allows body parts or other complex features to be 'swapped out' via transformation to translatable format. The tree will typically deactivate if the activator leaves the area, if several minutes pass without further interaction, or after a significant transformation the activator does not currently care to change. A deactivated Dickwand Tree can be reactivated immediately but requires several days to synthesize more than a small selection of additional components.
Production is heavily biased toward genitals or body parts that the activator is deficient in (e.g. missing limbs, damaged organs), though exceptions are usually available with minimal searching. Highly varying penises with matching testicles are offered in all cases, though vaginas are typically an initial offering and are usually accessible shortly otherwise. Qualities that are not directly amenable to transferring specific parts, would require full-body reconstruction, or are nonlocal mental features (e.g. large genetic factors, age, trait competencies, etc.) are represented by labeled patches or fruits that contain tailored magic-powered nanoagents. Experienced-in-use features not externally visible such as sensitivity, inherent libido, erect length, lifting strength, etc. are also labeled, though typically in smaller print on the branch.
The activating individual or an external assistant may select from an offered collection of body parts, or abstract traits with labels. If searching for something not immediately shown, 'panning around' the displayed spiritual section of the tree is possible via gently waving at emptied air. This tends to produce something based on the current thoughts of the waving individual or the sexual interests of the activator. However, most Dickwand Trees can only produce a few body parts or significant body modifications per day. Once the selection is deemed complete by the activator or an assistant, the activator is then transformed in order to enable modification.
This transformation varies per tree and degree of transformation. It is typically a temporary conversion to robotic, statuesque, or other format of the affected area or in whole in order to render component extraction, modification, and recovery much faster than surgically possible. Near-universally, an 'adaptive socket' is additionally created in the genital region such that genitalia may be physically extracted and remotely controlled. This is typically robotic-appearing organic-feeling, but may be a magical barrier or a 'blank crotch'. Similar modularity points may appear at other major joints and connective tissues, including remote sensory and command functionality. A 'spiritual pocket' allows several body parts to be stored and swapped between without the need for external assistance or storage space. Original components removed during initial transformation are automatically stored in the spiritual pocket, but it is possible to externalize them as magic items.
Each body part or trait is also a formalized spell or flexible supernatural ability, built into the organ. Spells are often stereotypical but highly unrelated to the body part or quality replaced in all but the broadest symbolic strokes. Various conceptual manipulations, mass-energy alteration, interaction controls, enchantment creation, etc. are all regularly reported. Genital-related magical abilities typically can be powered through expenditure of bodily emissions distinct from typical magical energy reserve (e.g. sweat, body oil, odor components, urine, ejaculate). Literal 'pissing magic' and 'magic orgasms' are regularly reported. Thaumaturgical framework is embedded and self-sustaining, connecting to the physical body as a transformation element. Abilities are generally static in concept, though physical stimulation gradually broadens supporting attributes like controllability and definition of specific spell features. Every set of dick and balls is a detachable universal magic wand, but outside its preset inherent ability typically involves the use of constructed thaumaturgical properties (e.g. significant drawing or waving the penis). Produced-part transformation priority is relatively low and requires persistent usage to permanently raise. This can limit spells available against contesting transformations to those currently equipped and either unaffected or very long-term integrated.
Smaller Dickwand Trees or those which have not been used markedly yet offer fewer options and take more time to grow body parts. In its simplest form or when directly reproduced as a seed, a Dickwand Tree simply mandates being fucked and converts the user's crotch to a blank space with a urethral opening that can be swapped back to normal genitalia at will, then begin offering random additional dicks on further investigation. Ejaculating into a Dickwand tree generally causes it to grow and improve in capacity, and they are rapidly self-cleaning to allow for rapid rotation between enhancement spell genitals as support.
Utilization of Dickwand Trees to temporarily apply qualities such as 'inanimate', 'comatose', or 'modular' to force compatibility and exploitability has been found in certain magical cultures and individual abusers. Rendering components swappable between individuals, disassembling someone into independently mobile parts, and special adaptations of produced spells are all reported aftereffects.
Dickwand Trees may become mobile or alter buildings if left isolated: refer to Containment section below.
Containment:
The physical area of a Dickwand Tree nest (e.g. the entire bathroom of an affected stall or similar room-to-building scope) is to be marked as under maintenance long enough for the tree to be extracted and moved to a G.E.T. containment site conservatory. Dickwand Trees will self-sustain in lieu of external care, but may mobilize in an attempt to reach a more interactive environment in the form of a scuttling tree that may become invisible or highly camouflaged. Dickwand Trees with access to a water supply, basic building materials, and persistent lighting in spectra associated with artificial lighting will remain in place. Intermittent provision of concrete, plastics, ceramics, steel, wiring, lightbulbs, and wastewater disposal will allow dickwand trees to construct functional bathrooms rather than attempting to escape to one. It is acceptable for an existing set of on-site G.E.T. bathroom stalls below capacity to be marked as a Dickwand Tree nest. Centralized storage for new bathroom construction is located at Bathroom Park in the site directory.
An unknown number of Dickwand Trees are authorized as independent magic user conclave property by shadow government decree (as per the "Stick Your Dick In Crazy" Act) and are to be left alone unless permitted otherwise. Front businesses have been given formal shadow government permission to sell them to approved test cases for use in body part experimentation (see "Wands 4 Brawns" Registry): these should remain in individual housing or businesses due to their sexual component reducing publicization.
Other:
Dickwand trees are believed to be a self-sustaining magical experiment in surgical suites. History corroborated across different traditions suggests rapid evolution due to psychological collapse of their creator accelerating self-growth chains. G.E.T. employees are authorized to use Dickwand Trees for personal thaumaturgical customization and low-priority transformation replacements.