It seems strange that you suddenly have the desire to eat something. But you've gotten the feeling that there is something strange about this house already. You decide it can't hurt to try something, though maybe you're rationalizing it to yourself.
You pick up the bottle of flat cola and take a sip. But at the first sip, you feel as though there is a great pressure between your legs, pushing down on your male organs. Then it goes away, but somehow it feels there is nothing between your legs. You look down at your pants and there is no sign of the usual male bulge--the area between your legs seems flat!