Carl charged, flapping his wings manically and head butted into NotAGrifter#34959's thigh. The man surprised at the sudden shove released Jack's 'nose' and they both fell back.
The text box, [Trade canceled] came up blocking Jack's vision.
Carl then jumped on the man in the ski outfit and started trying to punch him, but due to having no fists or proper elbow joints they were more like light slaps.
"This'll show you not to be a bully" Carl squeaked, barely grazing the man's nose hard enough to tickle him with his feathery flippers.
"Hey cut that out." said the man, mildly annoyed. He looked up to the sky and shouted. "REPORT PLAYER!"
Suddenly a giant portal opened up and thundering footsteps were heard as out stepped a powerfully muscled white haired yeti, over 9 feet tall, in a policeman's outfit.
"Yetiman#50 FrostedLands(tm) moderator here, what seems to be the problem?"
"I was just welcoming this newbie and complimenting his model, and carrot when this penguin came out of nowhere and started attacking me" the ski gear man pointed at the penguin on his chest, still wildly waving it's wings in front of the guy's face.
"Violence is against the terms and conditions of FrostedLands(tm) and will not be tolerated." the yeti snapped his fingers and a pair of and cuffs appeared around the blue penguin's wings, snapping them behind his back. A massive text box came up blocking Carl's vision.
[You have received a tier 2 infraction for:
Violence against other players
Your account will be suspended pending review]
He then felt a big hairy hand clamp around his head and pick him up as the Yeti apprehended him.
"Jack! HELP" Carl squeaked, kicking his little legs trying to escape.
Jack finally managed to clear away the [trade canceled] message screen and stood up, running towards the yeti.
"Excuse me, I believe you'll find you're apprehending the wrong individual." Jack said as he tried to wipe and readjust his 'nose' with his stick hands. "This penguin was merely defending me against the villainous s***bag who- ?"
The loud beep as Jack tried to say "scumbag" had broken his train of thought. Suddenly another text box popped up in front of him
[You have received a tier 1 infraction for:
Inappropriate Language
Warning: 2 more tier 1 infractions will result in a tier 2 infraction
Infractions can be removed at FrostedLands(tm) City Hall
-click here to fast travel-]
"What I didn't say anything inappropriate? Oh I see what happened. Your swear filter must have misinterpreted the letters in s***bag as-"
[You have received a tier 1 infraction for:
Inappropriate Language
Warning: 1 more tier 1 infractions will result in a tier 2 infraction
Infractions can be removed at FrostedLands(tm) City Hall
-click here to fast travel-]
"This is ridiculous!" Jack tried to cross his arms and look intimidating but couldn't quite get the wooden sticks to fold over each other., "I demand you undo these infractions immediately!"
The yeti frowned at the grumpy muscular snowman
"To remove tier 1 infractions simply pay the $4.99 fine at FrostedLands(tm) city hall. You can set up an autopay system to immediately pay for any infraction fines as soon as the are issued, or buy a monthly pass for $29.99 that grants you leniency for 10 tier 1 infractions and 3 tier 2 infractions."
"What!? I'm not paying $10 for saying s***!"
Two more popups immediately appeared before Jack, one after the other.
[You have received a tier 1 infraction for:
Inappropriate Language
Warning: You have exceeded the allowable number of tier 1 infractions
Infractions can be removed at FrostedLands(tm) City Hall
-click here to fast travel-]
[You have received a tier 2 infraction for:
Exceeding the allowable number of tier 1 infractions
Your account will be suspended pending review]
"You'll have to come with me too." The yeti snapped his fingers and a pair of handcuffs appeared on the snowman's twigs. He then easily hoisted Jack over his shoulder and opened another glowing portal.
"I am an officer of the law," stated Jack as he tried to break free from the hairy beast's mighty grip "You will unhand me immediately or be charged with obstruction of justice!"
"Yea yea," growled the yeti unconvinced "and I bet you graduated top of your class in the Navy Seals as well"
Meanwhile nerd guy returned from the bathroom to watch from behind the screen as the two police officers were taken through the portal to the Private Moderator Server by the big hairy yeti. He certainly didn't envy them. Depending on who you asked mods were either be hardworking people who do the thankless job of keeping a community running, or power tripping virgins who have nothing else to do in their sad lives.
"Wow, how brave of them to be branded as rule-breakers to better infiltrate the criminal underground" he said to no one in particular. Unfortunately he wouldn't be able to communicate or observe them once they entered the private server.