"We're back!" exclaimed the nerd as the green tick showed up.
Carl stopped pacing and rushed to the computer. "Is Jack okay?"
On the screen was Jack in all his muscled snowy glory having his carrot penis handled by a man in ski gear. The chubby cop was immediately incensed. If any man was going to handle Jack's phallus in any form it should be Carl!
"Hey no fair- Er I mean, such a great injustice, Jack needs backup!" Carl stated, moving in front of the visualizer camera feeling more motivated than he had ever been in his entire career. "Nerd guy! Send me in!"
"You got it officer!" nerd guy tapped a few keys on his laptop.
Carl thinking ahead, moved his hands in front of his groin to protect his modesty. The camera flashed and where the pudgy police officer once stood was no more then a pile of extra large clothes covered in crumbs and a pair of mildly damp underwear. Carl found himself in a black void as he was sucked into the computer (as he understood it).
"So what do you want to be" came the voice of the nerd all around him.
"There's no time." responded Carl, "Just make me a penguin! Quickly!"
"You got it." Nerd guy clicked the default button, then he sat back as a spinning circle showed up on screen.
A giant text box flashed up in front of Carl containing a few long paragraphs of legalese
Carl scrolled past the EULA and ticked all three boxes down the bottom without thinking and pressed continue.
[✅ Agree to terms and conditions]
[✅ Subscribe to our newsletter]
[✅ Opt-out of morph pain reduction add-on]
[Start]
[Running FrostedLands Default Penguin Morph script...]
As the next screen was loading he noticed the last item he had ticked
"Oh fuck, this isn't going to hurt too badly is-"
[Resizing body...]
Suddenly his whole body seemed to squeeze in on itself. At first it felt like a tight hug, then the pressure increased to something more akin to a trash compactor. Carl whined as everything in his body was squished down to half his size.
*Ding*
[Resizing body: Successful. Subject reduced by 50% in all dimensions]
"Okay that was pretty uncomfortable but it wasn't so ba-"
[Reshaping skeleton...]
Carl felt all his bones and joints start shifting and moving in excruciating pain. First his legs bent and shortened all the way down until his tiny balls almost rubbed against the invisible floor. Then he felt the bulk of his torso shifting downwards and the joints in his shoulders twisting and turning. Suddenly he wasn't able to bend as flexibly in his elbow joints he found his hands slowly no longer able to reach his groin to cover his tiny dick. He hoped no one on the other side of the screen was watching too closely.
*Ding*
[Reshaping skeleton: Successful. Bones reshaped to Penguin proportions]
Carl was barely given time to gasp for breath when the next notification popped up
[Reshaping mesh...]
Carl felt his fingers suddenly snap together as they melded together into a single wing tip. Similarly he felt his feet go flat, his toes growing longer and webbing together as the rest of his foot shortened. A sudden pain shot through his nose as it was sharpened into a beak.
*Ding*
[Reshaping mesh: Successful. Avian features added.]
Carl was just starting to hope the worst of it was over when another message popped up.
[Adjusting inappropriate content...]
"Hold on a second!" Carl shouted with panic "Nerd guy. What does that mean!?"
"Oh don't worry" buzzed nerd guy's voice. "it'll just shrink down your genitals so they won't be visible."
Carl gulped and braced himself for his most vulnerable and sensitive bits being squashed down even further. He suspected it would be like taking a vice to his nuts.
*Buzz*
[Adjusting inappropriate content: Skipped. Sizes already comply with decency guidelines]
"Well that's a bit embarrassing but to be honest I'm a bit relieved-
[Growing feathers...]
A sharp sudden pain exploded all over the surface of his skin as feathers grew out of every pore in his body. There was a particularly sharp stabbing pain around his little testicles as every curly pube was plucked and replaced with a tuft of feathers which grew until they were long and thick enough to conceal his tiny penis. After a few seconds Carl was covered in a layer of fine soft feathers. Blue around his head, arms and back with a big white patch for his torso.
*Ding*
[Growing Feathers: Successful. 152136 feathers Added]
[Penguin morph successfully completed!]
Carl wanted to take a minute to recover but time was of the essence
"Okay nerd guy!" shouted Carl the penguin, "Get me to Jack!"
"There's no need to yell, I can hear you fine." nerd guy said over the microphone as another glowing portal appeared.
Carl could see Jack was still struggling with the man in the Skiing outfit. Jack had a pained expression on his face as though he was trying to hold back a sneeze.
"I'm coming buddy!" yelled Carl as he waddled his way through the portal