Suddenly you and Keith hear several men approaching you from behind. “Dude, did you hear that?!” You both turn around and see three muscular men, all about in their mid to late 20’s, walking towards you. “Hey did you two hear something just now? We were looking for a bathroom but suddenly we heard a commotion. It sounded like dudes screaming but a second later we just heard animal sounds?” Keith responded: “Nope, haven’t heard anything, sorry meatheads.”
“DUDE!!” you respond to Keith, “Are you TRYING to pick a fight with them?!” Keith retorted “Don’t worry, I’m in control here.”
“WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!” one of the men responded, “You better take that back or you’ll be pissing blood for the next week!”
Keith stood there in silence
“Yeah that’s what we thought!” the second one said, “looks like he’s ready to shit bricks”
“Yup!” the third one chimed in, “and we’re about to make sure he shits bricks until there’s nothing left!” as he cracks his knuckles and flexes his muscles.
“Oh I don’t think so” Keith stated as he fired his keys at them and they all immediately appeared in the rhino cage.
“What’s going on?!” the second one stated. “What just happened?!” the third said.
“What’s going on, gentlemen, is that I’m helping you find a bathroom.” Keith stated, causing them to all immediately look up at him with confused looks that quickly turned to anger and rage.
“HOW DID WE ALL GET HERE?!” the first one said, “IF YOU DON’T GET US OUT RIGHT NOW…”
“Oh I know” Keith retorted, “I’ll be shitting bricks. But you see fellas, I’m afraid that’s a problem you’ll soon encounter…”
Keith then fired his keys at them again and each of them turned into humongous rhinos, even larger than the newly added one who was watching the ordeal in shock and horror.
They looked at each other in pure panic, not sure what had just happened to them and trying to make sense of everything. After about a minute they finally began to realize their fates, as they each looked at Keith with complete terror in their faces.
“Now” Keith said, “about me ‘shitting bricks’”
You look at the newly formed rhinos and can immediately see their eyes getting noticeably wider, like something is happening to them that they’re trying to prevent. After about a minute you finally realize what’s happening.
“KEITH!” you shout, “That’s disgusting! You’ve punished them enough!”
“Like I said” Keith retorted, “I’m simply helping them find a bathroom”
Immediately after the words left Keith’s mouth, one of the three new rhinos began to dispel a disproportionately large log out of his rear end. Then another, and another, until it became clear that what was happening was the work of the keys.
The other two rhinos saw what was happening to their friend and tried to prevent it by clenching their anuses for dear life but the effort was futile; they soon followed suit.
“So gentlemen” Keith stated, “as you can see, you’ll now be ‘shitting bricks’ pretty regularly. Three times a day in fact.” Keith smiled as he looked at the three unbelievably large piles of dung that the rhinos had just produced.
Their eyes got even wider, as if they were trying to beg Keith to make it stop.
“Don’t worry fellas, at least now you’ll never have to worry about finding a bathroom again” Keith said as he produced a devious grin.