You stare at Keith in disbelief at what he’d just done, sick to your stomach at both his actions and the smell that was finally reaching both of your nostrils.
“Pee-ew!” Keith exclaimed as he pinched his nose close with one hand and began mockingly waving the air in front of him with another.
“Man, you guys really should’ve stayed away from all the protein!” Keith exclaimed, “Oh well, that’s just how it’s gonna smell I guess. Hope the other visitors can put up with it!” Keith laughed and turned to me; “Hey man, let’s get outta here. I’m sure their second load will start building up any minute now and I don’t think our noses will be able to take much more!”
I looked over at them as they all looked at each other with embarrassment and shame. They then looked over at me and Keith, as if the were pleading for us to change them back and undo the spell.
“Come on man” I say to Keith, “they’ve suffered enough, let’s just change them back.”
“Not a chance!” Keith replied, “Those jerks got what they deserved! You may not have recognized them, but those were the guys on the football team that used to mercilessly bully us back in high school!”
I thought for a moment and realized how I recognized them. “Hmm I thought the looked familiar…” I replied, “I didn’t notice in all this chaos but yeah those were definitely those guys…”
After I moment I looked back up at Keith, “So maybe they deserve some punishment, but can’t you at least undo the poop spell?”
“I think you meant to say “undoo-doo” the spell” Keith said as he chuckled and I rolled my eyes at his childish humor.
“In fact, now that I think about it, I remember even MORE stuff they did to us!” Keith explained, “taking our money, shoving our heads in the toilet…”
Keith then glared at the three rhinos, “and I remember you did that AFTER you left your turds in the bowl!”
“Oh no” I thought to myself, “this isn’t going to be good…”
“Tell ya what” Keith began, “I think you guys are looking a little thin…”
The rhinos looked at each other puzzled as Keith flashed his keys at them. Immediately they began to swell up, growing larger and larger to the point where they could barely walk.
“What did you just do to them?!” I asked Keith.
“Just making sure they’re as full of shit as they always were” Keith stated as he fired the keys at them again.
Immediately they begin to have a similar reaction as earlier, attempting to pinch their anuses and clinch their buttocks as tightly as they could, but the effort was futile.
Soon huge boulders of dung began to dispel from their buttocks, each one an impossibly enormous size.
“I decided that I’d change the spell to TEN times a day instead of three” Keith said.
I thought for a minute and said “Maybe you’re right, I mean those guys WERE always animals”
Keith and I share a chuckle as the rhinos look at us in horror, realizing that their only hope of salvation was now on Keith’s side.
“Come on Keith, let’s go somewhere else. These new rhinos are kinda boring” I wink to Keith as we both walk away while the three newly added obese rhinos continue to dispel huge boulders and logs from their rear ends. They all begin to look at us with sorrow and hopelessness in their eyes as we walk away.