Your first thought is to change "ex-husband" to something else, but remember there has to be some father to your children. Not liking your other options, you start to frantically refresh. Staring a bit too intently, you really weren't expecting this guy to just snatch your phone right out of your hands.
"I'm talking to you, you whore!" he shouts. "Are you seriously texting your friends about me or something?"
You hadn't really caught the last sentence you'd generated, but yeah, it probably did look like you were talking to someone behind his back. Well at least he didn't realize what the app was, and if he was really stupid enough to take on a house full of bodybuilders... you stretched your neck a little and cracked your knuckles with a grin, ready to send this jerk packing... but wait, did he just hit something on your phone?
You had to calm this guy down. It sadly wasn't that uncommon in this line of work to run into this kind of raging misogynist. If he didn't have your phone you could just call Tyrell over to kick his ass or something, but as is, you needed him to relax. You put on your best pouty face, and strut over, your stilettos clacking on the sidewalk. "Hey honey, just because I showed your girl a good time doesn't mean we can't all be friends. How about the three of us all go out on a little date, hmm? No charge, even! Let me just have that back so I can get a sitter..."
He wasn't even looking at you, still just furiously jabbing at your phone. He was really being mean. "C'mon! Give it back?" You gave him your best pouty face. Sometimes when you did that guys were nicer to you. Sometimes they just teased you more.
Suddenly he looked at you, all scared or whatever? Then he screamed "what the hell is going on here?" and threw your phone down, right on the sidewalk! Hard enough to break it even!!! Then he grabbed Tammy by the arm and dragged her to his car and drove off. You bent down to pick your phone up, which totes meant anyone walking by saw you totes weren't wearing nothin' under your miniskirt, and tried to see what he did with the app. The screen was all cracked and you didn't wanna touch it and get cut but the screen said 'This dumb slutty bimbo can't...' and then some of those bigger words you got headaches tryin' to sound out sometimes.