"You want take back what yours? Kiiri understand, Kiiri understood big risk. Kiiri expected to die if something go wrong. But do not insult Kiiri's intelligence, gobbo have enough of that.
"Kiiri chosen them BECAUSE they have all them connections to all important people. BECAUSE of what they and all their friends done to dark overlords! That they be friends and family. Plan always Gobbo couple finish nostalgic visit to home town, go back to human world where they big deal and have important family and friends, only difference being them being gobbos, were you even paying attention?
"Kiiri had to guess why you here, with quantum engine cooling down from use, and profile open on Kiiri's friends. Kiiri just remember two childhood friends to find friends and family in human world." Kiiri showed Merlin the touch pad 'scroll' showing the quantium flow of events surrounding the two. "Two end up changed in nearly every timeline on vacation. In timeline where they go to genie-world, Jackie's recklessness ends up with them turned into a genies' belly dancers. And even you and Catalyst put together not powerful enough to strong arm entire city full of cosmic-power genies on genie's own plane of reality, you end up having to BARGAIN to get them back.
"Kiiri do as you command, because you stronger than me, it what gobbos have always done. But do not think Kiiri idiot who blindly changes every tourist who comes through front door!"
"You're not scared of me?"
"Kiiri TERRIFIED of you! You turn hundreds of Kiiri's ancestors into rocks, mice, butterflies, shrubs, whenever gobbos bullied into fighting for flavor-of-the-month dark lord. But Kiiri not be talked down to like she not think this through. Kiiri not do this to be cruel, nor she do this out of disrespect."
Merlin sighed. "Very well, I apologize for living that impression Kiiri." Merlin pointed a finger that could unmake her existence in an infinite number of ways. "But I expected Ann and Jackie to be human and always been human when they leave this leg of their vacation."
"Obeying all powerful wizards is tradition for gobbo at this point."
Merlin vanished.
Kiiri sighed, once the quantum engine restored Ann and Jackie, Kiiri would lose any memories of this timeline, she didn't bother question how it was scientifically possible for Merlin to remember something that never happened, Kiiri learn long ago that Merlin was fate's personal beat stick.