Satiated and satisfied, I went back to my magic book. First, I tweaked a few of the changes I made earlier. I hoped, mainly, that this would help with the funny feeling in my balls. I debated touching the statistical size dissatisfaction, but opted to leaving this for later.
It now read :
"Flaccid length averages at 4.5 to 6.5 inches, with a girth of around 4 to 4.9.
Erect sizes range, on average, from 8.5 to 11 inches, with an average circumference of 6 to 7.
The average adult testicle size is 3 by 2 inches, with a breadth of 1.5 inches.
Average semen volume per ejaculation ranges from 0,17 fl oz (5 mL) to 0.85 fl oz (25mL).
Normal sperm count ranges from 150 million sperm to more than 2 billion sperm per mL."
As I finished writing it down, I wondered about the pre-seminal liquid. The textbook accepted the changes I made, and I felt the familiar tingling in my body, then it proceeded to show me a new paragraph.
"Pre-ejaculate is a clear, colorless and viscous fluid that acts as a natural lubricant and acid neutralizer. Men produce between 0 fl oz (0 mL) and 0,17 fl oz (5 mL) of this fluid during arousal."
I liked the idea of increasing the volume as I did for the semen, but I didn’t feel like getting sticky all the time just from thinking about some hot chap. I had done enough of cleaning for the day. I changed the sentence like so :
"Pre-ejaculate is a clear, colorless and viscous fluid that acts as a natural lubricant and acid neutralizer. Men produce between 0,1 fl oz (3 mL) and 0,4 fl oz (12 mL) of this fluid upon arousal. When it dries, it is easily absorbed by the skin and other epithelial cells as a moisturizer."
‘There you go’, I thought. It’s a bit weird, but why not.
I turned my attention to the book again, and started reading it more readily. Sometimes I stumbled upon new words, and requested the manual to explain me this new concept, and so on. Until I was reading on pearly penile papules. It rang a bell, as I recalled reading a post on a forum, from a guy that had these little bumps appear at the root of his glans. The textbook explained that these were benign although their function was not well understood. I felt like changing that. It seemed like it could give some extra pleasure during sex, not unlike ribbed condoms. First, I had this condition affecting all men, therefore becoming the norm. Afterwards, I increased the size of these papules and the number of rows at the penile ridge.
"Pearly penile papules are found in all human males. The bumps vary in size, averaging 3 to 6 mm (1/8 to 1/4 inch), and are distributed in three to five rows around the corona. They are known to secrete an oil that moistens the glans of the penis."
The last bit was already there, and I realize how weird it is to mention moisturizing again. Oh well, better safe than sorry, I suppose.
Finally, I went back to my previous change concerning the anus. Producing yet another natural lubricant was not optimal to me, and a bit icky. I erased the former statement, and replaced it like so :
"Upon arousal, human anus naturally loosens, gaining more suppleness. Most individuals are able to control the magnitude of this loosening, up to a certain point. Human rectum is lined with a substance that grants it elasticity and a more efficient stool passage. It also reacts with pre-seminal liquid to form a natural lubricant to aid in penetration."
The words disappeared into the text as I felt once more the tell-tale of its effectiveness, but I wasn’t yet done. I took down the waistband of my sweatpants to observe my newly textured 10-incher, with a bead of pre atop. It looked a bit odd to me, but as I brushed it with my hand, the extra sensitivity made it worth it. I rolled the pre between my fingers, and it disappeared, leaving them with a smooth, somewhat oily, feeling.