$75 dollars poorer, Oliver stared at the machine. "Damn, I really hope it worked this time..."
He peeked around the corner and glanced at Jackie, who was rummaging through some boxes on the other side of the store. He quickly risked a glance at her crotch, checking for any signs of a bulge... maybe... but he couldn't quite tell from this angle. What he could see, however, was a decent view of her big mommy milkers. As she stooped down to pick up a box, the low neckline of her black tanktop draped even lower, revealing the U-shape of her D-cup breasts, almost all the way down to her nipples.
"Ahem!! Store's closed!" Jackie shouted from across the store. He quickly stood to attention. Had she caught him staring? He wasn't sure from her tone.
"Oh... uh, sorry ma'am. On my way out now." Oliver shuffled forward sheepishly.
"Excuse me?" She giggled.
"Huh?" Oliver was confused.
"That's sir to you. Have a safe trip home, young lady." She gave a knowing smile and ushered him out the door.
"Huh!?" Oliver repeated. She didn't seem to hear him. Bewildered by the awkward exchange, he shrugged it off and continued out into the parking lot.
Only a few moments later, she called out to him again "Yoohoo! Aren't you forgetting something?" He turned around only to see Jackie holding a rooster.
He looked on quizzically. "Wait a second... is that not yours...?"
"No silly, only ladies have cocks! Seems you're on your own little planet today, but that's okay! Here you go!" She handed him the rooster and headed back into the shop to continue closing it up. Dumbfounded, Oliver stood in place and watched the swish of her thick ass in her tight jeans with every step as she walked away.
"Oh shit..." Oliver just realized what had happened. "So let me get this straight... I wished for women to have male genitalia, and now I'm being called a lady?" He glanced down at his body... no boobs... and patted his crotch, feeling his slight boner from earlier. "But it seems like nothing has changed... so I guess the machine interpreted my wish so that men are just referred to as women and women are called men... and I guess now I have to take care of a rooster because of the knock-on effect of my previous wish. Shit this is sooo dumb... and of course the store's closed now. Fuuck me."