"Wait, really?" Jen said, "That seems weird..." Despite this, she takes off her panties, and grabs some boyshorts.
"Yeah, I'm looking at the Email now," Kyle says, "I mean, it makes sense. How are you supposed to wear underwear as a drider."
"That doesn't sound right though," Jen says, confused. "I'm pretty sure I'm not a drider."
"Of course you are," Kyle responds, "I mean, what else do you call a spider-taur."
Like magic, Jen's ass expands, ripping open her boyshorts. Both cheeks fuse together, turning into a large abdomen. Her legs shrink, but eight more emerge from a second, smaller thorax. All the flesh below her hips turns chitinous, and deep purple. Her eyes turn pure red, and 6 more eyes appear. 2 on her cheek bones, and 4 on her forehead. "Oh, right. Silly me!" Jen says.
"Mhm. I have another question, do you put on bras? Because your massive breasts jiggle when you breathe."
"Yes, of course I do," Jen says, her breasts expanding to I cups, "I just don't wear them everyday, duh!"
"You better get going, Jen; You wouldn't want to make your girlfriend wait, right?"