"I don't have a girlfriend, you dweeb!" Jen says, while getting her books together.
"Really? I could have sworn Rebecca saw you making out with Atlanta yesterday." Kyle says. Atlanta is the only member of the Occult Club at school. She has nearly no curves, but she's very cute.
"Wait, you weren't supposed to know about that!" Jen says, before hanging up. 'Gotta go see my little fly!' she thinks, 'I hope she's still ok.'
Unkown to either of them, the curse is no mere curse. It's an entity, one that can be summoned with the phrase 'Transform Or Dare'. This god-like entity normally wouldn't be interested in performing such a complex curse, but... This entity really, really likes cute lesbians. And spiders. So, with a simple twist of Her immense power, She changes reality. Atlanta and Jen are both disaster lesbians. Now, She turns Her gaze onto Kyle Perkins. It's a traditional story structure: Someone summons some god like thing, gets them to do something, but then it backfires!