You got setup for camp, and now were just at a table not sure what to do when a girl your age came by and asked "Wanna play quick games of Uno?"
Considering you were at this Uno themed camp designed to maybe play Sexy Uno or whatever you decided to say "Ya..." The two of you played for a bit winning and losing a few hands before you asked "So how do you play Sexy Uno?" only feeling slightly embarrassed asking a girl about that.
The girl said "You just play Regular Uno till the deck decides to turn into Sexy Uno. Then it's very similar to Uno but with sexy changes. Also you'll probably not be the same person when the game ends."
You played a blue 2 then said "So we might not even get to play Sexy Uno?"
"Yeah It's a bit of a crapshoot.... Also Uno." as the girl played a red 2.
You played a Green 2 and said "Well least it looks like I'll probably win this round. Uno"
The girl then played a yellow 2 and said "Least these rounds are quick. Wish I knew how the scoutmaster gets sexy uno to appear more frequently." The girl then put the deck back into the box and asked "Wanna play Uno?" Like she did every time the game ended.
You sighed and said "Sure." The girl was about to pull the deck out then held it out to you.
The girl said "I've been doing this for a bit. How about you pull the cards? Maybe your lucky?" You took the box and pulled out the deck. "IT'S HERE!!!" the girl shouted as the backs of the cards read Sexy Uno. The nearby campers stopped playing their regular Uno and came to watch a girl and a boy play Sexy Uno. After all it wasn't like they came to the camp to experience just any Uno nonstop.
You shuffled the cards and said "Wanna cut?" The girl without hesitation cut the deck. You looked at the girl who seemed to be breathing a little more heavily in anticipation. "Umm... So... What kinda sexy things can we expect from this?"
The girl said "Anything really. Effects are chosen seemingly randomly from the deck every time. That's what makes this game so interesting. You gulped inadvertently and your hands were shaking as you realized you really didn't understand what you had gotten yourself into. The girl smiled and said "Cmon guys, looks like you'll see a Sexy Uno cherry popped!" she seemed to successfully rile up the crowd a bit. You got a feeling there was no way you were getting out of playing Sexy Uno now. Either because of the crowd or some sort of magic charm you were going to play a round of Sexy Uno. You dealt a card to the girl then yourself. This repeated till you both had 7 cards and you set the deck onto the table and flipped over a Green skip. The girl made no move to pick up her cards as she seemed to be waiting to see you pick up yours. You picked up your cards and looked to see what your hand was, and then felt your body start to change.