Earlier that day, Jenny, the hottest woman in the office had faked a memo that directed him past a water fountain that sprayed water into his crotch. He'd spent an hour looking like he'd pissed his pants. Now with this new pen, he could get back at her. And, he had just the idea.
"Jenny's tits are E Cups and full of milk. She is currently lactating like crazy." David wrote.
Pressing the buzzer, he called to Jodie, "Hey, can send Jenny up here for a minute?"
"Sure thing, boss."
A few minutes later, Jenny was escorted into the office. "What do you want David?" she spat.
"Just wanted to say that there're no hard feelings over that thing with the water fountain this morning," Dave replied.
"That's it? That's all you wanted me for?"
David looked her over. Her breasts were overflowing her bra and blouse, and both nipples were producing big wet stains seeping through the fabric.
"Yup. You should get a fresh bra though, those milk stains aren't looking too professional," he said, dismissing her.
Jenny turned and stormed off. David was satisfied. They were even now. He wrote that her tits would stop lactating now and left it at that. Still, now that he'd done some small things, he might start with some bigger things.