"Welcome all our bored and depraved audience! Transmitting from an artificial island in international waters, and thus not accountable to Federal Law, welcome to the first annual Bloodied Snarl Tournament! People of all ages, sexes, and walks of life have totally of their own free agreed to take part in our tourney. The prize? Enough money to lavishly for the rest of your days! Also complete wipe of any legal records if they so desire and a new identity if they care to. Also, only the winner gets the option for a REVERSAL of our patent gimmick of this exposition of blood and broken bones!
"But first remember, even if your arms and legs are torn off and you have a hole in your stomach we can still patch you back together as good as new! This is completely complimentary for all fighters and absolutely free between any and all matches. And the more brutal you are, the more likely you are to get donations from our dark and degenerate audience! You will fight only with what nature, or rather our sick perversion of nature gives you!
"Our Fighters have agreed, again of their own free will, to be mutated into humanoid animals, and fight naked in our fighting rings with various gimmicks (like electrified fences), and keep fighting until one fighter stays down! AGAIN! We expect blood, broken bones, torn flesh. Anything short of killing your enemy goes! (We may want to bring them back for next time after all).
"And this'll be a point based tourney, which means everyone will fight each other until one fight gathers enough wins that can't be surmounted by any of the other. Or maybe we'll get bored and do a pointless battle royale instead with the best fighters, who knows? And these are our fighters, though they may be using alias' so none may guess their human identities.
The names flashed on the screen,
Skunk, - female - Alicia (has to hop to be visible on the camera), "Oh! Um! Hi?"
Fox, - female - Vikki "I'm here to win!"
Jaguar - male - Jack "Let's get this fun started!"
Peacock - male - Napoleon "Look upon my beauty and despair!"
Red Tailed Hawk - male - Bruce "I look forward to a new challenge in this form."
Gorilla - female - Gloria "That money is mine!"
Tiger - male - Tracy "Well this is my fantasies come true."
Wolf - female - Wilma "Everyone at home hang on, I promise I'll back with the cash soon!"
Grizzly Bear - female - Beth "Don't worry kids, Mama will be home in no time!"
Lizard - male - Johnny "I'm coming home rich! You hear that step-dad?!"
Crow - male - James "A storm is coming."
Stallion - Tony "I have nothing to say."
Snake - female - Medusa "Don't expect a mirror to save any of you!"
Lioness - Mary "I have my perfect body, now I just need to win this game!"
Coyote - male - Adam "Anyone wanna a date after the tourney?"
Jackal - male - Anubis "I'm not interested in reading your canned lines."
Mantis - female - Martha "Come to me."
"Let the game begin."