“I’m going to be the sexiest vampire!” your girlfriend proclaimed with utmost confidence. Her costume consisted of a high-collared black cape with a red interior, customary of a vampire countess, a blood-red dress that swept the floor, glossy black high heels, and a deep purple bodice that wouldn’t leave much of her chest to the imagination. It also came with a ruby broach choker, fangs, and makeup to complete her creature of the night appearance.
“Now hold on,” you argued, “doesn’t it seem at all suspicious to you that a costume like this would be so inexpensive? The material is extremely high quality, sure, but I can’t shake the feeling that there might be some kind of catch.”
“Aww, c’mon babe,” your girlfriend teased, “don’t tell me you’re being this paranoid about a sweet deal like this! I say stop looking this gift hoarse in the mouth and just pick out your costume. Any costume! It’s buy one get one free, go nuts!”
With a sigh, you looked over the selection of costumes again. After a few minutes of deliberation, you eventually decided on…