Ryan glanced around Condoms-and-More, hoping he might be able to get a second opinion on this particular err, outfit. Before he could spot one of his friends however, he heard a commotion coming from over by the toga racks.
"What do you mean they're out of togas!?" Someone grumbled loudly. A few other voices joined in, "I guess we'll have to find something else."
Oh jeez, now was not the time to be window shopping. Ryan set down the weird toy, and made his way over to the back wall where the clerk had mentioned the role play outfits were kept.
One or two of his frat mates were already scanning the inventory. Holy cow, the guy wasn't kidding, there were enough cheerleader outfits here to outfit a small squad. All of the "sexy" costume highlights seemed to be here. There was the sexy nurse, the classic sex bunny, and even something that looked like a succubus outfit? He could probably salvage the little red horns from it, but that didn't seem like it would be enough to secure his spot in the frat.
He moved a bit further along the rack, trying to see if there were any outfits for guys that hadn't already been snatched. Ah, here we go! This place had a "sexy police officer" outfit, which looked a bit like a glorified mall cop honestly. It did come with a pair of plastic cuffs, but any branding on it that looked remotely official had been replaced with some tacky "Rent-A-Stud" logo.
Pushing that aside, Ryan found... Oh jeez, yeah, some sort of male stripper outfit. There was a leather cap, a revealing vest, a harness, and even some chaps. At first he thought an outfit like that would be a bit too expensive for this place like this, but then he realized most of it seemed to be made out of a cheap plastic "leather". It didn't have any obvious pairing with it, until Ryan saw it came with a pleather collar and leash.
Moving down the rack, Ryan then spotted an outfit with the tag, "Rate-My-Dick". It stood out from all the other raunchy outfits in a way that he couldn't immediately place. It was just a sports jacket with shoulder pads and- Ah. He turned the plastic accessory bag on the hanger over, spotting a pair of incredibly retro thick plastic glasses and a fake wooden pipe. This was a college town, and apparently more than a few customers had the hots for teacher.
"Find anything good?" Ryan heard a voice beside him, causing him to spin around. One of the upperclassmen was standing beside him, holding one of the "Rent-A-Stud" outfits. "Looks like slim pickings tonight."
"Oh, yeah, I-" He looked around, realizing the section had gotten a lot more crowded. Ryan reached onto the rack, pulling off an outfit, "This should work!"