Ugh, this was better than nothing. Ryan quickly grabbed the "Rate-My-Dick" costume off the rack. He could figure out how to make a professor costume work. Anyways, he needed to get back to the frat house before his time was up.
Moments later, a crowd of his peers descended upon Condoms-and-More's role play outfits. Satisfied with his selection, Ryan made his way over to the register and quickly checked out. Thankfully he wasn't the only one wrapping up here, so he managed to get a ride back to TFU.
Ryan tore into the costume's packaging during the short car ride back. The packaging's marketing was full of the hokey "hot for teacher" schtick he had envisioned, but at least the contents were straightforward. He lifted up the black plastic glasses, curiously sliding them onto his face. They were a little wide, but didn't come loose when he shook his head. The plastic lenses were a little foggy, but he could wipe them off from time to time if he needed.
There was a cheap plastic pipe in the bag as well. He could figure out... something to do with the thing. Maybe he'd just let it dangle off his lip for the entire night. He couldn't imagine anyone actually using this prop for more than a minute or two of foreplay.
Finally there was the sports jacket. Well, "sports jacket". It was made out of that thin cheap cloth that most Halloween costumes were built from, and only gave the vague impression of actual outerwear. Still, they had the telltale elbow patches. Combined with everything else... This could work.
He slid the jacket on as he hopped out of the truck. Unfortunately this was one of those one-size-fits most affairs. The sleeves were a little long and the jacket felt comically large hanging off of his shoulders.
"Wow, get a load of Professor Ryan over here." An upperclassman named Bruno hopped out of the driver's seat of the truck. He had already gotten his toga on at the store.
"That's Dr. Reed to you." Ryan stuck out his tongue. "Come on, we don't want to be late."
He turned and made his way into the frat house. As Ryan crossed over the threshold of TFU, the hair around his temples started to show a few flecks of gray.