Michelle and Melanie wandered through the dick storage room in search of dicks for the Mermaid Club. Melanie was practically bouncing with gleeful energy as she followed Michelle.
"I'm gonna meet actual mermaids!" Melanie chirped. "I actually almost considered joining the Mermaid Club when I first enrolled here, you know. I chickened out because I didn't wanna limit my mobility."
"Mermaids can summon legs, you know," Michelle remarked as she pawed through boxes. "It's just that they can only have legs for a total of one hour every day, so they mostly use them to get to and from school, as well as to get into the classrooms. That's why they didn't wanna waste precious leg time going down to the Futanari Club when their president could just text me."
"I see," Melanie said, running a hand through the curls of her afro. "So, what did the text say, exactly?"
"Tiffany Rivers, the Mermaid Club president, said that the entirely female club's getting super tired of being completely dickless, so she'd like me to bring over some penises to spice up the mermaids' sex lives," Michelle answered.
"Couldn't they just recruit some guys?" Melanie asked. "There must be all kinds of boys in the school who'd want to 'have fun' with a mermaid."
"Yeah, but they wouldn't still have dicks once they joined," Michelle explained. "The club hasn't yet refined the spell enough to create mermen, you see. Any boy they used it on would become a girl with a tail. They have one of those already, Brianna Fisher. She wasn't too happy to lose her dick. Seemed to enjoy the new tits well enough, though."
"That does make things a little tricky," Melanie mused. "Well, they certainly turned to the right person to help. You've got peckers to spare!" Melanie gestured around the storage room for effect. "So, what kind of penis do a merfolk have?"
"Uhhh... good question, Mel," Michelle admitted. "I really don't know. But I swear we'll figure it out or my name isn't Michelle Cockburn!"
"I guess it's possible that they could have human cocks," Melanie shrugged.
"I guess," Michelle said noncommittally. "They are half-human, after all."
"Hey, what's this?" Melanie asked, picking up what looked like two fused penises attached to a set of dorsal fins. "Is this weird thing even a penis?!"
"Sure is," Michelle said, admiring the new recruit's find. "This, Mel, is a shark dick. Sounds like it could work for a mermaid. A shark is a fish, just like a mermaid's bottom half."
Melanie set down the shark cock (cocks?) to keep looking. Further down the shelf she found a freakishly long pink tentacle-like dick. "Wow, check out this one!"
"Ooh, a dolphin dick!" Michelle grinned. "That could be fun! Did you know those things are prehensile? They've got as much dexterity as a human hand."
"Really?" Melanie asked.
"Yeah," Michelle nodded. "Dolphins like to wrap them around their mates while getting a hold of them."
Melanie shook her head in disbelief. "Dolphins are a lot weirder than I gave them credit for."
"Well, we've got some good options here," Michelle said. "What kind of cock do you think the mermaids would enjoy, Mel?"