“Well I mean I think you may be asking the wrong person here,” Melanie said “But I think dolphin is probably best because, I mean, their lower halfs are animals right?”
“Right….” Michelle nodded at her to continue.
“Well I’m not an expert on animal genitalia but I believe many animals keep their penises sheathed inside of them to protect them right?” Melanie said. “With human ones they’d always be dangling out there all the time but with dolphin ones they could retract them when they aren’t using them.”
“Thats a good point, Mel.” Michelle said as she stroked the inert dolphin dong,”Wouldn’t want one of them getting nipped by a fish when they go out for one of their ocean swims.”
“Right! Plus the dolphin one just looks better to me , but again thats just me.” Melanie said.
“I agree and I’m the boss around here too so what I say goes!” Michelle said,”So lets get a box filled with these and get them over to the mers!”