"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, "With only two weeks left until Thanksgiving, preparations are moving into high gear." At that, there were several clips (some from movies, some from home) of people attempting to cook Thanksgiving dinner food items with various degrees of success. "Usually around this time we think about things we're thankful for, but in this particular episode, we'll be looking at some of the things we of Animalia probably won't be thankful for."
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"Our top story is one that will probably make a lot of people angry for different reasons: Our newest... bimbos." said Miles, with the last word making him make a 'bit into something bitter' face. Sure enough, people got angry, but when they saw Trixie, Dixie, and Vixi's pictures before their conversions, they were angry for different reasons, which also showed how hypocritical some people can be. "While they might have been denied conversion due to how they were irritating almost everyone they encountered, Miss Fabina decided to allow them a "dress rehearsal" on the stage, so to speak. However, they did unexpectedly well, so they are getting conversions: Trixie requested a 'bunny'; Dixie requested a 'kitty'; and Vixi requested a 'foxy', respectively. We don't know if their conversions will smarten them up, but we're hoping so."
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"Our other top story is proof that Animalia isn't immune to world events, Animalia's colonies are getting an influx of refugees from the Russia/Ukraine conflict, though they're mainly severely injured Ukranian civilians or Russians fleeing Putin's mass conscription. The best example of the latter is Ellie's parents." said Miles. He then followed it up with some photos of Ellie's parents in their new Rhino forms, with Ellie's father working as a bouncer at the Meat Market while he studies and trains for membership in the Rhino Guard and Ellie's Mother doing aerobic exercise at Claw Coliseum. What was clear from both was that they had somehow inherited Ellie's size, both in height and in... development.
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"And finally," said Miles, after a few more blocks, including a question block, "As a late newcomer to the Animalia Abyssus Family, we've somehow managed to find a Black Swallower fish." He then opened a skype with a marine biologist about black swallower fish. What was probably the most surprising was how big they were compared to the prey animals they were known to eat.
"Isn't eating such big meals dangerous?" asked Miles.
"Oh, absolutely." said the marine biologist, "Sometimes black swallower fish are unable to digest things in time before decomposition sets in, causing the black swallowers to be sent to the surface, causing barotrauma, among other problems.
"So how did you manage to find Walter?" Asked Miles, referring to the new fish Animalian by his name.
"We actually managed to find him after he finished swallowing his latest meal." said the Marine Biologist, matter-of-factly.
"His meal wasn't uplifted with him, was it?" asked Miles, apprehensively.
"Fortunately, it wasn't." reassured the Marine Biologist. "Walter was the only one to become an Animalian. His meal didn't grow with him."
"That's a relief." said Miles, "And that's where I think we'll stop there. But don't forget, Horizon has got half-price conversions for confirmed army veterans for Veteran's Day, and don't forget to click the link below to find out more about the black swallower fish. See you next time."