As John was browsing the store page he stumbled upon what he thought were gag gifts. He had a bachelor party in a few days for one of his closest friends who was gay. John figured maybe he could knock out two birds with one stone and get his friend a gift for the party and to get the free shipping from Pandora's box. John ended up finding a shirt that said "I love Dicks" in big white letters and a silhouette of an old timey detective drinking down a beer bottle. The description of the item read "the perfect gift to get your perfect partner" John just thought they had a typo in the description and clicked add to cart. Then he saw the item qualified for free super instant delivery which John happily clicked on which ended up checking out his cart in one click.
John was alone in his bedroom wearing only his underwear, which was quite normal most nights as he was finishing homework or studying for exams. So as soon as John clicked check out he almost immediately noticed a shirt had materialized on his chest. John jumped up from his chair letting out a "What the f***?!" John was now standing in his bedroom wearing the shirt he had just ordered. 'How was this possible?' John thought. He quickly went back to his computer to see the screen saying THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE with a gif of ancient Greek woman waving, shortly after his internet browser crashed. John reopened his browser and tried to restore his last page but was only brought to Google. John would try for the next 10 minutes to find pandorasbox.com but could not find it now matter how deep he searched. He even checked his browsing history and found nothing.
John was starting to freak out, thinking he might be going crazy. He tried telling himself, he was wearing the shirt, he can't be crazy right!? John took off the shirt set it down next to his computer and dropped down onto his bed. "I need to sleep. If the shirt is still their tomorrow morning, then I know I'm, not crazy. If its gone, maybe I'm still hallucinating from that edible I took yesterday." John pulled his covers up and had one of the bests sleeps of his life.