John came home from a long day's study in his Biology 101 class. His professor had assigned the class a project based on hibernation. John decided to do some research on the 'net, and came up with a plan. He would buy one of those crappy little terrariums from an online store, like a sea monkey or something, and ace his project.
He found an online store called pandorasbox.com, and saw it was a full online retailer. Not only could he buy his terrarium, he could also buy somethings for himself.
Unfortunately for John, buying something from pandorasbox.com comes with a price...one that doesn't get discounted with $50 or more in items. That only gets you free shipping.