It was a cold December night, where Kevin Earthly was driving down to his house in New Jersey. After feeling exhausted from his day at work, he was relieved that he could just relax and sleep in for the weekend. As he parked his car in his garage, he noticed a note on his front door where it was laying on the door step. "Ugh, what could it be this time?" Kevin muttered as he turned off his car and picked it up as he went inside. Upon opening the letter, he noticed that it came from the local home owner's association. "What the hell?" He continued reading the letter where it turned out that the HOA president complained about a contaminated pool that was riddled with dead birds and other waste. They believed it came from his address, but the photos looked like it didn't came from his backyard.
"This is bullshit. Just as I was going to watch the Devils game tonight." He quickly picked up his landline phone and called the number of the HOA hotline. "We're sorry, but our offices are closed right now. Please call us again on Mondays through Saturdays from 9:00 am to 7:00 pm, along with Sundays from 11:00 am to 6:00 pm." A pre-recorded message said to him before he slammed his landline phone on the handler. He had a raging fit before he started to sob and curl up on the floor, feeling like no one really understands him.
"This isn't fair. I didn't ask to have all these stupid responsibilities." For a brief moment, he saw a shooting star from his living room window where he looked at how bright it was. "I wish I could just live like a baby again. " He said to the star before it fled out. He grabbed a Mike's Hard Lemonade from his fridge and lay down on the couch. Not long after, he felt tired and started to close his eyes before drifting asleep.
In his dream, he felt very blissful as if he were floating on a cloud. The sky looked so beautiful and he looked at it magnificently. It was such a euphoric feeling as if he never wanted to wake up from that moment. In what felt like days, he woke up in an enchanted forest that had some of the greenest trees he has ever seen. Upon looking at himself, he noticed that he was much smaller than usual and didn't have any clothes on. He was astounded to see that his pubes were gone and his skin was smooth as a baby. He ran around the forest for a while as fast as he could go before he was spotted by a curly red-haired toddler who looked like a diaper-clad park ranger.
"Hehehehe." She giggled. "What's so funny?" The little Kevin asked. "You're all nakey." She pointed at him before he tried to cover himself. "Oops, sorry about that. I didn't know I wasn't wearing any clothes." He blushed. "It's okay, silly. I was gonna go back to the station for a break. You should come with me since it looks like you're all alone." She responded. "Um... sure." She immediately held his hand before going back to her cruiser vehicle, where she opened the back of it to reveal a mini changing station. "Okay, up you go." She said cheerfully, where Kevin felt a bit nervous. "It's okay, there's nothing to worry about." He then got on the back of the cruiser before lying down on a comfy changing mat.
The park ranger then grabbed a spare diaper from her bag and proceeded to put it on Kevin, along with putting baby powder on his butt before she folded it between his legs and snugly securing it around his waist. "Okay, all done." She announced before she got Kevin out of the back and closed it with her keys. Afterwards, she started the car and the two make their way to the ranger station.