The nurse who had revealed the beach ball glared down at Pam. "Is this some sort of a joke?" she asked, crossing her arms over her ample, scrub-clad chest.
"Falsifying a medical emergency is a serious offense, ma'am. Not to mention that you were going 30mph over the speed limit when I pulled you over!" The police officer who'd escorted her to the hospital approached, taking out a pair of handcuffs. "I'm going to have to take you down to the station."
Pam was getting mental-whiplash from everything, but at the sight of the cop about to arrest her, her unfortunately ingrained habit took control again and she spouted another lie to try to avoid her fate.
"You cant arrest me...