Joe's legs covered a large distance while he walked. the 18-foot furry behemoths were useful in that way not that Joe cared. if he had known the curse was real he might not have pants-ed that kid Kyle. but really who retaliates by cursing someone. he had just entered Kansas and felt hungry.
he saw a diner and went there, but he soon realized his legs made it impossible to enter it. thankfully there was a drive-thru, Joe went to it and after explaining his legs the employees allowed her to place an order. she checked his wallet and found a 20 and got his food. he went to a large rock and sat down. after eating it he felt full, however, he also felt like peeing. he had dreaded this but knew he had to.
he turned to the rock undid his clasp and pissed on the rock. as he did however he saw something, the rock was shifting to a black marble statue outlined with gold. the statue was an image of Anubis that was standing on a pedestal. this shocked Joe as he finished, the ground surrounding it was now concrete bricks with Egyptian hieroglyphics.
by the time he had left the state and entered the next couple of states Joe had a thought 'if my piss did that what could my cum do'. he eventually found a junkyard and approached a broken-down car. he undid his clasp causing his skirt to fall, he then stimulated his cock till it was rock hard. he aimed it at the ruined car and let loose, cum covering every surface.
after finishing he saw the car was changing, the wheels were fixed and grew as the hubcaps became solid gold. the car grew in size as the metal cover became black basalt with gold lining it. the exhaust pipe as well as the entire underside became solid gold. the top of the car vanishes letting the cum fall onto the seats. the ruined leather became blue and gold leather with images of Egyptian hieroglyphics. the taillight covers became rubies. the headlight covers become pure clear crystal. the steering wheel becoming gold with a blue cloth over it. the head ornament becoming a gold face of Anubis.
Joe saw that the car was now a billion-dollar car themed to Egyptian styles. he opened the car door and sat down and saw it fit her form perfectly. 'OK so peeing on something makes it Egyptian like and cuming on something makes it fit me huh' he thought. he found the keys in the glove box, it was gold with a jeweled scarab key-chain. she soon drove it home and saw...