Joe pulled up to his house and saw his mother checking the mail. "hey Jen what happened" his mom said with curiosity rather than concern. " I got cursed by some kid, he told me that the first guy I saw and wanted to do my legs would swap with him. then I would run from Virginia beach to the west coast, anyone or anything with a lower half I would swap left. eventually, I got these legs from a statue of Anubis and hit the water. now, these are my legs forever. I also found out that my name is Joe now"
"oh well that makes sense, I've heard about the curse. it goes from victim to victim after they say the phrase." his mom said. "yeah and he said people won't think a second thought about my change" he said. "but how'd you get that car" his mom asked while pointing to the vehicle Jen had driven. "well I found my new cock is magic. anything a piss on becomes Egyptian-like while anything I cum on changes to suit me." Joe said.
"well if that's the case just be careful not to do it too publicly." his mom told him. he soon found he would need to alter his house some if he was going to get in. he lifted his skirt and stroked his rapidly hardening cock and aim for the front door. his cum hit the entire door and spilled onto the porch. the door creaked as it expanded, its green paint shifted to a blue with gold and black accents that formed a stylized Anubis face. the handle became sold gold and the knocker became the face of Anubis, black face and gold eyes and jewelry.
the porch became limestone bricks as cum ran off it. the potted planter changed to a cream-white terracotta with faded red bands, the images of Anubis painted on all sides. the plant shifted, and the Boston fern grew to 12 feet. the welcome rug shifted and grew to 10 feet. the home sweet home turned into Egyptian hieroglyphics on both sides of an image of Anubis. the black handrails gained gold accents with Ankh in their framework. the doorbell shifted, becoming golden. the porch light shifted becoming black basalt as the glass became clear crystal. columns depicting Anubis appeared on both sides of the door as the entire house seemed to increase to fit Joe's massive form.
Joe opened the door and saw that he could indeed fit in his house now. he seemed to notice the majority of his porch now depicted Anubis in some way. like some joke, the curse put on him so that if he wanted to fit in anywhere he would need to cum over it, and it will forever have the form that his legs came from. and with that he...