Sorry to say, but you're set for life with this zipper. Despite Roy's annoyance, he knows that there's no fighting with you once you have made a decision. He nags a lot but he knows his limits. And besides, you came here to have fun. Not to think about the dreadful prospect of having a job or future responsibilities. You decided to follow Edward's plan for the day, and enjoy a good time with his friends. And
quite convenient that your destination is the same as Roy's workplace — the community pool. You didn't believe it at the start because why would anyone go there in this frigid weather? You backread their conversations on the phone, and it was Edward who set the place.
"Oh, they might be going to the community sauna," Roy said while he was changing into his uniform, and while you're wearing casual attire. "The pool got extra revenue during the summer so they're going to build a sauna. Said that it will drive more revenue during the cold season. It's not authentic though if that's what you're worried about."
"Why would you think that?"
"Oh. I thought you were Scandinavian."
"Bitch, I lived in the land of the free my entire life. The closest sauna I've ever been to is our broken hot shower at home. And wait... back up. Scandinavian? You thought I was Scandinavian?"
"You aren't? You're paler than I am. Well, not right now since you're wearing my brother's body. And I am pretty sure you're not Irish."
"Just shut up," You laughed. Can't believe he mistook you for a Scandinavian. You don't even know where that is.
Out of the two of you, only you have a driver's license. Roy got a temporary license since his permanent one is still on indefinite hold. You want to drive since you know that Roy is one hell of a slow-ass driver. He follows traffic rules like a retard. He even does turn signals. Like, who the hell does that? You'd be driving if it weren't for these short legs. So, you're stuck in the backseat with nothing to do. Can't even browse social media since you didn't bring the phone you actually own.
In the middle of the drive, Roy heard you scuffling on the back. He adjusted the rear mirror to see what you were doing, and he saw you playing with your dick.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I can't believe my dick used to be this small," The shaft of your new dick is in the shape of a peanut. It's got bountiful of the foreskin, which you are now playing with. You pulled and you tugged, and you squeezed it between fingers. You'd be masturbating but you do not want to walk around with soiled shorts. "I thought Edward already had his growth spurt? Why is this thing still small?"
"I got the good genes, I guess. I saw my dad's dick when we bathed together when I was a kid so I might be misremembering the size, but his dick was huge. It was as long as my arm, and thicker than my wrist. I punched him in the nuts so we didn't bathe together after that. Maybe Ed got his size from mom's side of the family."
"Nut-punchers. I now see that it's a tradition of your family,"
Within moments, the car stopped on the graveled floor. You've reached your destination — the community pool. It's the way you remembered it. It still has that overbearing marine blue motif going around. Even with overcast skies, the sheer azure of it still burns your eyes. Although, one thing had changed though. There is a section of the pool that has evidently just finished construction. And thankfully, they used tropical decorations for this section of the place. Wait? Is Scandinavia a tropical country? You made a mental note reminding yourself to search for it when you come back home. Although, you know that you'd just forget it before the end of the day.
There's a hefty entrance fee, but Roy was kind enough to sneak you inside the staff entrance, where you slipped right inside the pool. One of the female lifeguards saw you, but she just shrugged it off. She's way too underpaid to care by the looks of it.
"So, this is where I leave you. Edward's friends seem to be already waiting there," Roy pointed at the two boys waiting by a large totem pole with fake fabric flames and red light. "But my offer still stands, if you gain the decency to take it."