He plays with the keyboard again, typing "Cold keg of beer". 'That would go well with pizza', he thinks as he hits enter.
A small popping noise issues forth from device as is drops onto the arm of the lazyboy, and rolls off and then underneath the chair. Where the Pizza Boy had been sitting there is now a frosty cold pony keg of beer, with a suprised looking cartoon face on the on the fron, "Mr. Keg's Cold Craft Beer!"
A short time later Doug's party guests start arriving, and even as they wonder where Doug went they start to sample the beer and pizza. They are amused by the phallic shap of the kegs spout, and the way the beer pouring forth almost sounds like someone moaning with pleasure.