Chad thought he looked just stunning, with the loincloth showing off his prominent bulge and the lack of clothes showing off his muscles and awesome body. Whichever girl had given him this was going to love him! He was sure to get laid tonight! Awesome! Chad waited a bit in the building but he grew bored fast, as per usual with him, and he opened the locker door and starred outside, hoping to see his date. There was no one so he closed it, disappointed. Where was she, damn it! And then he saw something. Something unbelievable. So incredible and unexpected that he could not tear his eyes from it. It was a dinosaur! A T-Rex! At almost twice his size, about. But it was just garish and ridiculous. Well, she. Because it had bright pink eyeshadow and lipstick, long lashes to match, and a bright pink bow on the top of her head and on her tail. It was all ridiculously girly, like a stupid cartoon! She picked him up with her tiny arms, remarkably strong in spite of their tiny size. Chad flinched but she didn’t open her mouth to eat him. Instead, she smooched him repeatedly, leaving deep traces of lipstick upon his cheeks. Her lips were thin and banged painfully against his cheek. He struggled. Yuck! This was vile! Ridiculous! Humiliating! What was going on? Chad then heard a giggle and the snap of a camera. He turned and saw a girl he knew from his classes. A nerdy weirdo he liked to mock and bully whereas she was pretty enough to want her in his boxers. He just insulted her to hide his desire for her. In fact, he had fisted his cock to orgasm more than once, as much as to the other chicks, cheerleaders or not.
"Liking your new girlfriend?" she laughed.
"What?... I... Stop that!" he screamed as she continued snapping pictures with glee.
"I'm a witch," she explained. "And I know a few passageways to different worlds. One of them is a realm where everything is strangely advanced yet primal. Primitive, if you prefer. I have a few contacts in this place where humans are not the dominant species. One of them, this dinosaur, really want to meet you! A player like you, I thought you'd like dating a dinosaur! A real one-of-a-kind date! You'll be able to brag about it for years to your pathetic pals!"
"No! I don’t want to! Make her stop, you bitch!" screamed Chad.
The witch laughed harder and took more pictures. Then, the dinosaur growled, huffed and let him down - literally. She stomped away, leaving Chad to massage his butt on which he had fallen. The witch waved a wooden wand and let a portal open, onto a lush humid jungle and she left.
"Well, looks like she didn't think you fun after all. But don't worry. I'll send you there for the rest of your life and you'll meet plenty of awesome dates!" she laughed.
Chad felt himself spiralling towards the jungle of another dimension, as if caught in a monstrous hurricane. He shouted out his fright and begged for the witch to stop but she held only scorn for him, the same he'd had for countless others.
"Sorry, Chad. But you've been a real bullying jerk and you deserve being punished. Be careful who you pick on next time! Have fun!"
And Chad hurtled towards his new home. His life was really about to change indeed.