Inside the box was a fur loincloth, of the sort worn by Tarzan and cavemen in prehistoric films. "I'll look good in this!" he said with a smile.
Chad stood in front of the changing room mirror and admired himself in the fur. He always thought he had the perfect body to play Tarzan, and the fur loincloth made his body look even more muscular. In fact his chest seemed to be sporting a little more hair. "Oh, yes!" he said, posing "Time to meet my dream date!"