Steve looked at the little device, it didn't look like any pda or handheld game that he had ever seen before. He wondered if it had an internet connection, so he in "How do I remove beer from my new pants" and hit return. A blue light light up and then the phrase "parsing, syntax error... regex applied, object defined." And then "new pants" reappeared on the display.
"What kind of search engine is that?", wondered Steve, it sure didn't look like google to him.
Ed who had been walking up to Steve, after exploring the food and drink, he was going to complain, when he heard a popping noise, and then things when odd for him. Suddenly everyhing was much bigger, and then he fell onto the floor, folding up oddly. He tried to call out to Steve, but was unable to make any sounds.
Steve heard the popping, and then looked up. Folded up on the floor a couple of feet to his right was a pair of leather jeans. "Must be my lucky day," he chuckles as he grabs the jeans, and notices that they are actually his size. Nobody seems to notice him picking them up, so he rushes over to the bathroom and tries them on. They fit nice and tight, and he decided to come to the party commando, no undies.
Ed was not happy, Steve carried him into the bathroom and then pulled off his wet slacks. Normally this would have excited Ed, but he felt odd, and then panicky when Steve slipped a leg into him, quickly followed by his second one. "What the hell?", thought Ed.
Steve's hardon showed up nicely against the shiney leather jeans, and he could feel his precum slick up the inside of the fly. The fly sort of resembles a face with the two shiney rivets and crotch forming eyes, nose and mouth. Smirking at how Ed would react to his new clothing, he tossed his old jeans into the trash, he wanders back out into the party. The device is left sitting on the bathroom counter.
Ed can taste the precum, feel the hardon rubbing inside of him, and this is turning him on. He feels frustrated because he can't rub himself off, rather he travels around the party from perspective of Steve's crotch.