"Ian?!?"
"I found him," Nick said.
Nick and Ian were both stood in front of Dan's door.
"But, didn't you...I mean...you're still a Satyr?"
"Yeah," Ian replied.
"Can we come in?" Nick smiled.
"Er...sure"
"Well, that explains a lot," Ian sighed.
"But what doesn't make sense is why you haven't changed back," Dan frowned, "Did anybody change back?"
"Yes, they all did," Nick told him, "But Ian has something to tell you"
Dan turned to Ian. There was an awkward silence.
Dan suddenly became aware how odd it was to have two naked mythical creatures sitting on your sofa. If he hadn't been so bemused it would be arousing.
"Dan," Ian said, "I love you"
"What? You're kidding. How...?"
"I've always loved you but just been too afraid to ask. Afraid that you'll hate me. Just as you have been"
"But I thought..."
He looked at the two beasts and became aware of his situation. He had two increddibly sexy beasts on his sofa that were in love with him and he in love with them. He held his head in his hands.
"The reason I didn't change back is because I wanted this change too"
"But his personality has reverted to what it was, and so have his memories," Nick added.
There was another pause.
"What's going to happen?" Dan asked.
"Well, me and Ian will go into hiding," Nick said, "In the forest, where nobody will find us"
"But what about me? I'm never going to see you again, and yet you both say you love me"
"Well, that's why we're here"
"What?"
"We are going to have a night to remember," Ian smiled.