Mike and Rafael walked on the sand watching some hot blonde bakini bimbos jogging into the water - breasts bouncing pleasantly.
"Hey girlfriendth, wait up!"
Mike glanced behind, seeing a flaming beach pansy jogging after them. "Dude, don't look now but here comes one of those beach faries."
Rafael scoffed. "If this turns into a fucking fag beach where the fuck are we going to cruise for babes?"
Mike glanced back again, giving the faggot the finger. "I know it. This sucks." The faggot fairy was gaining on them. Then Mike's eyes bulged. "Holy fuck!"
"What?" Rafael turned to see what Mike was staring at.
"Its... its Sean!"
Rafael did a double take. "No fucking way dude!"
"Lothe the attitude, Michael, it'th tho not you!." Pansy boi caught up with them, limp wrists and all.
Mike gaped.
"Sean...? Is that you??" Rafael finally asked.
"Of courthe it'th me, thilly - who did you exthpect - Ricky Martin?"
Mike stared at the flaming sissy beach twink. It was Sean - except his goatee was gone and his hair was short and spiked, bleached in the front. Except his body was hairless, he was toned and tanned, and he wore a tank and speedo so tight it revealed everything - more than Mike wanted to see! And to top it off, Sean had hoops in his ears and an eyebrow stud. Mike couldn't believe this was his friend standing there swishing his wrists and little bubble butt. "What the fuck happened to you Sean??!! You look like a faggot!"
"Oh pleathe," Sean rolled his eyes with a swish of his hand. "Ath if you haven't thucked your share of cockth, you premadonna."
"I'm no cockthucker!" Mike declared angry.
Rafael looked from Sean to Mike.
"I should deck your fairy ath for thaying that, you homo!" Mike screamed at Sean.
"Uh Mike?" Rafael's eyes were wide.
"How dare you thay I'm a queer! And jutht tho you know, that thpeedo maketh you look fat, you thlut!" Mike's voice seemed higher, but he was so caught up in his self-righteous anger he didn't notice.
Rafael couldn't believe his eyes as his friend began slowly changing before his eyes.
Then Mike noticed Rafael staring at him. "What?"