Joseph looked at his hair and decided that it was time to get his haircut... Well he had decided it was the time a few days ago, but it was really starting to get long... It was a simple thing for Joseph. One appointment at his favorite place, a small drive down to the barber, and then as he got out of the car and walked up to the door...
"Due to unforeseen incidents we have had to close until the next month. We apologize for the inconvenience."
Joseph's eye twitched. His hair was already longer than he wished... Maybe he could've waited a few days or a week, but a month? That would take his hair from long to unprofessional! The normally calm professional nearly had an outrage till the wind blew and a flier smacked Joseph in the face.
Joseph nearly blew up right there till he read the flier "Hair care 50% off with coupon, no appointments necessarily, and happiness or moneyback guarantee!" A small bit of a red flag went into his head that this could be a scam... but it was close by and if it seemed fishy he could always just leave. In the end he left to go to...