When Joseph got to the place he took a look and... Well it looked kinda... girly? Like mud baths and all that... Joseph rolled his shoulders and he was feeling stiff. He'd check out the rates and if they'd have him. Opening up the door a receptionist smiled and said "Welcome in, New comer? We have a special introductory rate of half off."
Joseph grinned and said "Well I've got this half off coupon." raising the flier "Does that mean it's free?"
"Yes it does" the receptionist smiled a bit wider.
Joseph smiled and then wanting clarification "By hair care... does that also include haircuts?"
The receptionist nodded and asked "So will you be taking the premium package? It'll take a few hours to complete."
Joseph thought and said "Didn't plan for it, but it's my day off. It should be good to get some stress out of my shoulders."
Thus Joseph began the premium package where the receptionist actually turned out to be his guide through the whole thing as another employee took up the receptionist position. During a nice warm mud bath the receptionist asked "Such a waste of long hair though, I could make it look nice and beautiful on you."
Joseph being a bit hazy asked "What do you mean?"
"I mean with a bit of product and styling I could make that long hair look extremely charming."
"I'll think about it" Then during/after Sauna's, massages, pedicure/manicures the receptionist would bring up other things she could do that a hazy Joseph agreed to. To the point where when it got to the haircare at the end Joseph was practically asleep.
"And- Done!" the receptionist said clapping her hands. Joseph snapped awake more lucid than he had been in awhile, and stretched his arms a little bit feeling extremely little tension in his arms and then looked at the mirror in front of... him? Joseph looked in the mirror and saw that his face looked very feminine, slightly larger eyes... and his hair was silky smooth, extremely vibrant, and... longer... going down to his chest which seemed a bit puffed up along with his clothing having been replaced at some point with a frilly pink dress.
Joseph felt a bit irritated and said "I guess you put me in-" then noticed his voice was also much more feminine "-drag and made me sniff some helium mixture or something." patting himself on the chest... Those didn't feel like prosthetics, and then looking down he noticed his legs were actually really close together and nothing was getting smooshed. "THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!" Joseph shouted
The receptionist held her hands up and said "Just the deluxe estrogen infusion, and testosterone detox which I asked you about halfway through and you agreed to. Plus some rental clothes, a few hair boosting products, and then a few extra things I added free of charge because you were coming along just so well. Are you unhappy? Did you want some more breast cream?"
"What?!? How is this possible?" Joseph wondered aloud in astonishment.
"Well... that's a trade secret." The receptionist saw the ire in Joseph and said "And no suing! We've got recordings of you agreeing to everything." The receptionist thought of something and went to get a small bag "Here have a goodie bag on the house. It's got a little bit of everything you might want, and some referrals to other places that may be able to help you out." The receptionist was starting to act and speak too fast for Joseph to object and Joseph had found him... or herself shoed outside as the door was locked and the open sign was turned off.
The sun was going down as afternoon turned to evening and astonished Joseph parked her now cute and not so little ass in her car... and then had to readjust everything. Having something she knew intimately to compare her old self with everything just felt so far away. It nearly felt like the chair was going to swallow her up in ways till she readjusted it. The bag of goodies in the passenger's seat Joseph couldn't believe that in trying to get his hair cut he accomplished basically the exact opposite of what he wanted. Especially if the ultimate goal was to look professional. None of his suits or anything would fit this frame! This had better be temporary! Joseph sighed as he drove to his next destination.